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Notreelyhelping's avatar

In other news, President Caligula is pushing for one of Ivanka’s white Arabian horses to run for the Senate. “He’d be a shoe-in!”

FlemmishSpy's avatar

It will be interesting to watch the GOP freak out as it becomes clear that Donnie is un-electable. Unless there's a war...

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Go away, Bernie. For the love of gawd, isn't this country more important than one old man's ego?

Jamie Stewart's avatar

Why would Trump suddenly start paying his bills now?

Jamie Stewart's avatar

Then they'll fall along with him. And a few months later, almost all of them will pretend the daft looking fucker never existed.

Notreelyhelping's avatar

I understand the Trump administration wants to make the Kushner Cuckoo our new national bird. Like many parasitic cuckoos, it lays its eggs in other birds’ nests and kills the host bird’s offspring as they hatch.

Cuckoos offer another advantage over the Bald Eagle since they aren’t endangered—the bustards are everywhere.

President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

We still have uranium? I thought Killary emailed it all to Benghazi.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Can't they just filter the water through their bootstraps? Take a little personal responsibility, people!

FeloniousMonk's avatar

2000 was a clear choice on that. Gore supported the new EPA rules that would have ended mountaintop removal, W opposed them, binary choice for W.Va. with the decisive number of electoral votes ... and they went with W. So the voters of W.Va. spoke on that one.

"M"'s avatar

I brought you this so you could tell them. They don't want to listen when I say it

ScottGoode's avatar

They will all be under water in a few years. So we have to get the oil now!

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I love how the engraved invitation has multiple clashing fonts.

That's so piss-elegant Trump.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The Governor of Michigan has experience in this area. Hire him as a consultant.