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Like on a Dead tour?

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Haiti's closer.

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Ya gotta run it over and tie it to the fender.

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Indole rings are found in feces.

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But it never works. And despite the fact that no sovereign citizen goofball has ever succeeded in getting out of having to follow laws by saying the magic words, they still believe it.

One would think after the 500th time one of these goofballs find himself in jail even though he pointed to gold fringe on the flag and announced that he wasn’t a corporation, they’d finally get the message.

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Stupidity is not recognized as an illness in the DSM V.

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Because it’s always about them.

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I suspected as much, that lunacy sounded familiar.

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How are you doing cutie?

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I never remember to do that, here, or at WaPo.

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Love the top comment: "What's the problem? They didn't taser him, they only tasered his person."

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Now are we going to have to 'know' Russia and Putin? Like we 'know' the Gingriches, and the Romney sons, and Lindsay Graham in his various moods?

Know what I mean?

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Did you advise them and they didn't listen? I suppose you did. Don't they have a word like "moron" or "idiot" to describe themselves? Just watching them was so tedious. Where did the whole thing come from? Never mind I can look it up. Don't want to give you flashbacks.

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Correx: the officers only tasered the male individual's person."

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Maybe he can use it if the Burger King they buy for him isn't done enough

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Silly boy needs a clean diaper .

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