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Nancy Naive's avatar

Ya gotta run it over and tie it to the fender.

Clark_Nova's avatar

Indole rings are found in feces.

Wookie Monster's avatar

But it never works. And despite the fact that no sovereign citizen goofball has ever succeeded in getting out of having to follow laws by saying the magic words, they still believe it.

One would think after the 500th time one of these goofballs find himself in jail even though he pointed to gold fringe on the flag and announced that he wasn’t a corporation, they’d finally get the message.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Stupidity is not recognized as an illness in the DSM V.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Because it’s always about them.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I suspected as much, that lunacy sounded familiar.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I never remember to do that, here, or at WaPo.

Mintie's avatar

Love the top comment: "What's the problem? They didn't taser him, they only tasered his person."

gingerwentworth1's avatar

Now are we going to have to 'know' Russia and Putin? Like we 'know' the Gingriches, and the Romney sons, and Lindsay Graham in his various moods?

Know what I mean?

gingerwentworth1's avatar

Did you advise them and they didn't listen? I suppose you did. Don't they have a word like "moron" or "idiot" to describe themselves? Just watching them was so tedious. Where did the whole thing come from? Never mind I can look it up. Don't want to give you flashbacks.

DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

Correx: the officers only tasered the male individual's person."

Greg Keller's avatar

Maybe he can use it if the Burger King they buy for him isn't done enough

Jim's avatar

Silly boy needs a clean diaper .