Homes in Snyder, New York are now covered in a "goo" of feces and urine, just like in that Oscar-winning 1997 Robin Williams film noir, Flubber , except it is being eaten off the ground and sides of houses by dogs and small children. "Most of the houses along Washington Highway and Berryman Drive have taken down their Christmas lights, but are now sporting green or yellow icicles." Delicious! ABC News says people initially wanted to blame this on the FAA for letting passing airplanes drop human waste, but the FAA denies this, so ABC News went to the next logical source: a random person on the street. "She said it's actually because the seagulls eat fast food at McDonald's, which upsets their digestive tract." Their digestive tracts were Lovin' It! a bit
We’re used all kinds of frozen stuff here in Minnesota. It’s a lot fun to see what (or who) is left over from the huge piles of snow in parking lots after they thaw.
This looks like what you get when you don’t clean your gutters from leaves in the fall. Once the ice builds up it slowly pushes the rotting compost out making lovely brown and yellow icicles that hang from your gutters. Clean your gutters lazy people.
I once fell in love with a Tern...but it never worked out. She said she wasn't that kind of gull.
Damn McRibs
...isnt getting shyted on by a bird supposed to be good luck?
i am waiting for the sarah palin angle on this important development.
I thought poo and pee fell from airplanes as chunks of blue ice.
Is that just another Urban Legend?
We’re used all kinds of frozen stuff here in Minnesota. It’s a lot fun to see what (or who) is left over from the huge piles of snow in parking lots after they thaw.
This looks like what you get when you don’t clean your gutters from leaves in the fall. Once the ice builds up it slowly pushes the rotting compost out making lovely brown and yellow icicles that hang from your gutters. Clean your gutters lazy people.
This could be Revenge of the Birds. Is Obama ready? Has he read "My Pet Goat" yet?
Pointy Birds by John Lillith
O pointy birds, o pointy pointy, anoint my head anointy-nointy.
This is the part of "God Bless the United States of America" no one likes to talk about.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr?