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<blockquote>the lady with a Boeing’s business inside her</blockquote>

To me it seems more like a case of a lady with a Boeing inside her business.

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I like planes, and I've seen a LOT of porn, but never have I combined the two like this. I've been wasting my time, shoulda been multitasking, I guess.

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"Tonight, he's traveling all the way to his appointed destination, which, contrary to Mr. Wilson's plan, happens to be in the darkest corner of the Twilight Zone."

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"This is a horrible smear of me!"

--Rick Santorum

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One time, at Airline Camp...

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I SPILLED THE CONTENTS OF MY CARRY-ON BAG ALL OVER THE PLACE

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this is the type of story where wonkette commentators really shine.

too bad wonkette commentators can't comment.

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Or maybe fly me <i>in</i> the moon.

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I understand that Southwest now has a new motto: You are now free to move about the Vagina.

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Good news: we found the Malaysian airliner. Bad news: the boatman may never be found.

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True, but I was kind of assuming that the average Wonketteer would be able to spot the transposition.

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Who gives a shit about the Pullitzers when <i>Sundays with Christianists</i> isn't even nominated?

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Fly United!

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Bratty, entitled spring breaker demands free stuff and company responds with pr0n. But free pr0n, so "mission accomplished" I guess?

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"A second plane has just hit the . . ."

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Fly the friendly skies!

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