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I upvote you by way of informing you that you are under double-secret probation, arrest, a cloud of suspicion, and subject to immediate but plausibly deniable and really sort of friendly defenestration for this comment. We all volted on it.

Also, nice hair.

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What about later in the day?

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Everything’s great when they make you year king…(I loved Jitterbug Perfume)

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Very elegant lady I see, perusing her new domaine.

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Gorgeous boss

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They'll be live tweeting shit, which will suddenly and conveniently not be against Muskyboi's TOS

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Biden has done everything he really can do legally (and he really has tried). The PMGen job is protected by statue. He can only be removed by vote of the Postal Board (and DeJoy has the votes). It’s infuriating.

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Phat Stuph has entered the chat !

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Don't say tall..

#RonDesantis

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I can't stand it.

Is he as good a boy as he is cute?

Sometimes the cute ones are naughty because they know they can get away with it

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Major floof, at that.

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Unfortunately, she is not mine, I was babysitting her while her dad got his truck fixed. She was a very good girl and omg those soft puppy kisses!

(I keep dog treats and tennis balls in my office)(I also keep a bucket of Matchbox cars and art supplies for children who visit)

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Because, despite all of the reasons he shouldn't be, he's still an improvement over the previous two?

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Fun fact. Current postal fleet delivery vehicles sometimes randomly catch fire. Plenty of videos on YouTube.

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