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PubOption's avatar

To be blunt, they can't weed out so many applicants.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

My son started smoking weed after D.A.R.E. class. He said it sounded too good to miss.

Chris Grrr's avatar

But Pat Sajak pointed out that the "scientific community" isn't unanimous. Ergo, any kind of proactive measures would be silly.

No, it would be better to eradicate this <strike>threat to the distilled spirits industry</strike> dangerous herb before it gets a toehold in modern society.

Chris Grrr's avatar

But this is a very very serious dangerous path, which is why his state's lawmakers approved a medical marijuana bill two months ago, and why <a href="http:\/\/www.inquisitr.com\/1181344\/marijuana-legalization-alabama-to-be-next-for-legal-weed-in-2014\/" target="_blank">71% of Alabamans</a> polled in January wanted to legalize it.

Chris Grrr's avatar

"If you're happy, you must be doing something bad."

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Thank you Senator Neidermeyer. Senator Blutarsky, your rebuttal?

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Rubio's just trying to save the youth of American from an embarrassing case of cottonmouth.

schmannity's avatar

Sessions, go back to tending your still.

PsycWench's avatar

<i>Also, if you ever joke about a thing, you are clearly advocating that thing and may do it yourself...</i> God only knows what we Wonketteers are doing when we step away from the keyboard.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

There's always one guy like Sessions at every festival- the awkward dweeb standing there with his brand new show shirt that he just bought for $45, nose red and peeling because he forgot to use sunscreen, a program in his hand with all his favorite bands highlighted so he knows which stage to go to, and half his $12 beer soaked into his crotch because he spilled it while trying to figure out how to use the camera on his new iPhone. You can usually spot him from a distance doing his Elaine Benes dance as everyone around him slowly backs away before he either runs into them or asks them if he can buy a marijuana cigarette.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"I don’t want my kids to smoke marijuana." OK, fine.

"And I don’t want other people’s kids to smoke marijuana." None of your fucking business, you "small government loving" asshole.