Oh noes! The nation's top Law Enforcement Officer made a joke about weed! Doesn't he know that pot kills and that it is NO LAUGHING MATTER? What is our once-great nation even coming to when the FBI Director can say something as horrible and shocking as the thing that was said in a hearing by James Comey on Monday! Explaining that the Bureau is having a hard time
But Pat Sajak pointed out that the "scientific community" isn't unanimous. Ergo, any kind of proactive measures would be silly.
No, it would be better to eradicate this <strike>threat to the distilled spirits industry</strike> dangerous herb before it gets a toehold in modern society.
But this is a very very serious dangerous path, which is why his state&#039;s lawmakers approved a medical marijuana bill two months ago, and why <a href="http:\/\/www.inquisitr.com\/1181344\/marijuana-legalization-alabama-to-be-next-for-legal-weed-in-2014\/" target="_blank">71% of Alabamans</a> polled in January wanted to legalize it.
<i>Also, if you ever joke about a thing, you are clearly advocating that thing and may do it yourself...</i> God only knows what we Wonketteers are doing when we step away from the keyboard.
There&#039;s always one guy like Sessions at every festival- the awkward dweeb standing there with his brand new show shirt that he just bought for $45, nose red and peeling because he forgot to use sunscreen, a program in his hand with all his favorite bands highlighted so he knows which stage to go to, and half his $12 beer soaked into his crotch because he spilled it while trying to figure out how to use the camera on his new iPhone. You can usually spot him from a distance doing his Elaine Benes dance as everyone around him slowly backs away before he either runs into them or asks them if he can buy a marijuana cigarette.
&quot;I don&rsquo;t want my kids to smoke marijuana.&quot; OK, fine.
&quot;And I don&rsquo;t want other people&rsquo;s kids to smoke marijuana.&quot; None of your fucking business, you &quot;small government loving&quot; asshole.
To be blunt, they can&#039;t weed out so many applicants.
My son started smoking weed after D.A.R.E. class. He said it sounded too good to miss.
But Pat Sajak pointed out that the &quot;scientific community&quot; isn&#039;t unanimous. Ergo, any kind of proactive measures would be silly.
No, it would be better to eradicate this <strike>threat to the distilled spirits industry</strike> dangerous herb before it gets a toehold in modern society.
But this is a very very serious dangerous path, which is why his state&#039;s lawmakers approved a medical marijuana bill two months ago, and why <a href="http:\/\/www.inquisitr.com\/1181344\/marijuana-legalization-alabama-to-be-next-for-legal-weed-in-2014\/" target="_blank">71% of Alabamans</a> polled in January wanted to legalize it.
&quot;If you&#039;re happy, you must be doing something bad.&quot;
Thank you Senator Neidermeyer. Senator Blutarsky, your rebuttal?
Rubio&#039;s just trying to save the youth of American from an embarrassing case of cottonmouth.
Sessions, go back to tending your still.
<i>Also, if you ever joke about a thing, you are clearly advocating that thing and may do it yourself...</i> God only knows what we Wonketteers are doing when we step away from the keyboard.
There&#039;s always one guy like Sessions at every festival- the awkward dweeb standing there with his brand new show shirt that he just bought for $45, nose red and peeling because he forgot to use sunscreen, a program in his hand with all his favorite bands highlighted so he knows which stage to go to, and half his $12 beer soaked into his crotch because he spilled it while trying to figure out how to use the camera on his new iPhone. You can usually spot him from a distance doing his Elaine Benes dance as everyone around him slowly backs away before he either runs into them or asks them if he can buy a marijuana cigarette.
&quot;I don&rsquo;t want my kids to smoke marijuana.&quot; OK, fine.
&quot;And I don&rsquo;t want other people&rsquo;s kids to smoke marijuana.&quot; None of your fucking business, you &quot;small government loving&quot; asshole.