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To be blunt, they can't weed out so many applicants.

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My son started smoking weed after D.A.R.E. class. He said it sounded too good to miss.

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But Pat Sajak pointed out that the "scientific community" isn't unanimous. Ergo, any kind of proactive measures would be silly.

No, it would be better to eradicate this <strike>threat to the distilled spirits industry</strike> dangerous herb before it gets a toehold in modern society.

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But this is a very very serious dangerous path, which is why his state's lawmakers approved a medical marijuana bill two months ago, and why <a href="http:\/\/www.inquisitr.com\/1181344\/marijuana-legalization-alabama-to-be-next-for-legal-weed-in-2014\/" target="_blank">71% of Alabamans</a> polled in January wanted to legalize it.

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"If you're happy, you must be doing something bad."

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Thank you Senator Neidermeyer. Senator Blutarsky, your rebuttal?

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Rubio's just trying to save the youth of American from an embarrassing case of cottonmouth.

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Sessions, go back to tending your still.

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<i>Also, if you ever joke about a thing, you are clearly advocating that thing and may do it yourself...</i> God only knows what we Wonketteers are doing when we step away from the keyboard.

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There's always one guy like Sessions at every festival- the awkward dweeb standing there with his brand new show shirt that he just bought for $45, nose red and peeling because he forgot to use sunscreen, a program in his hand with all his favorite bands highlighted so he knows which stage to go to, and half his $12 beer soaked into his crotch because he spilled it while trying to figure out how to use the camera on his new iPhone. You can usually spot him from a distance doing his Elaine Benes dance as everyone around him slowly backs away before he either runs into them or asks them if he can buy a marijuana cigarette.

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"I don’t want my kids to smoke marijuana." OK, fine.

"And I don’t want other people’s kids to smoke marijuana." None of your fucking business, you "small government loving" asshole.

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