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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

it's all explained in Modern Warfare 2.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

plus we don't need to use special forces on somali pirates. pretty much anyone who isn't busy with Important Military Affairs can handle pirate removal. i'll bet even PFC Beck could do it.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

But aren't the recon guys de facto Special Forces, really?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Glenn Beck chalkboard:

Somalians <-----> Samoleans --> FOLLOW THE MONEY!! pirates <---> parrots AND Barbary <----> Burberry Marine - Murine AM I GOING BLIND? Barbary Barbarian ..... Islam ..... Is-Lam.....Is Lame

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

They would take one look at Beck's M1A1 Board, Dry Erase and immediately surrender.

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