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(๐‘ฏ๐’๐’˜ ๐’Š๐’” ๐‘ฐ๐’…๐’‚๐’‰๐’ ๐’๐’๐’• ๐’๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’๐’Š๐’”๐’• ๐’š๐’†๐’•? ๐‘พ๐’† ๐’‰๐’‚๐’—๐’† ๐’”๐’ ๐’Ž๐’‚๐’๐’š ๐’‚๐’๐’•๐’Š-๐’‰๐’†๐’‚๐’๐’•๐’‰ ๐’„๐’“๐’‚๐’›๐’Š๐’†๐’” ๐’‰๐’†๐’“๐’†!)

Idaho: Population per square mile, 2020 ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ.๐Ÿฏ

https://www.census.gov/quickfacts/fact/table/ID/PST045222

California: Population per square mile, 2020 ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฏ.๐Ÿณ

https://www.census.gov/quickfacts/fact/table/CA/PST045222

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NH is for ๐Ÿฆก๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ's avatar

Trueโ€ฆthey often canโ€™t even see each other, much less cough on each other.

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OldFart's avatar

How is Texas not on that list?

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Maybe they don't track data very well.

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Darth Trad's avatar

You have a nation that spends a trillion dollars a year to maintain the largest military in history. To keep Americans 'safe'. But can't demand that being safe means not letting disease run free in the place. The USA now has endemic malaria because states are too cheap to battle mosquitos.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Doesn't measles also sometimes result in male sterility?

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Darth Trad's avatar

You are thinking of mumps.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Thanks. I never got mumps when I was a young 'un, so I sometimes get them confused.

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

I had measles as a kid. Trust me, you do not want measles. I wonder if Gilmour and Rogers were referencing measles in "Comfortably Numb"?

"When I was a child I had a fever

My hands felt just like two balloons

Now I've got that feeling once again

I can't explain you would not understand

This is not how I am

I have become comfortably numb"

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Lionel โ€œ8647โ€ Hutz's avatar

If God wanted us to be vaccinated, wouldn't he have installed a chip for Bill Gates to track us from the time he created man?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And if God wanted us to wear pants, wouldn't we have been born with them?

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Mahousu's avatar

And I have another nine months before I can get the measles vaccine. Oh joy. (I can't receive any live-but-attenuated-virus vaccines while I'm on my current immunosuppressive therapy, and any previous resistance I had is presumably long since wiped out.)

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I suggest holding your breath.

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Cakes We Like's avatar

Has anyone told these door doofuses that measles can cause infertility?

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bluePNWcats's avatar

Ssshhhhh.... They'll figure it out. Eventually. Maybe.

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Laurian's avatar

"How is Idaho not on that list yet?"

The Idaho gumint has done a pretty good job of crippling Public Health

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Tony Seybert's avatar

Also, people from Idaho are less likely to ever leave the state.

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

Doesn't prevent infected tourists from passing it around, though!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And they're coming for the potatoes?

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

Outdoor sports enthusiasts flock to Idaho.

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wavicles's avatar

"If'n we don't mark it down in the log book, them we ain't gots any. That's just syunce!"

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Joe Z's avatar

Roy Zimmerman asks us to give measles a chance.

https://youtu.be/eyPN4GQs5Rc?si=7uAxduXV1OD26Qo5

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

All we are saying

Is give plague a chance

Come on, everybody

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

...๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ช-๐˜ท๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด ๐˜ฑ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜”๐˜ˆ๐˜Ž๐˜ˆ โ€” ๐˜ช๐˜ตโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ซ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ฃ๐˜ค๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ.

I firmly believe that the reason MAGA turned against the vaccines is because they came along just a hair too late to save Trump. Instead, Biden would get the benefits, which included a roaring economic recovery. That infuriated Trump's fans, and IMHO that's the reason, consciously or unconsciously, that they became so rabidly anti-vaxx.

Remember, Trump himself was all for the vaccines while they were being developed. For a short time after they started being distributed, he even tried to take the credit for their development, leading his acolytes on Fox News to cluck their tongues at Biden for not "sharing the credit" with Trump. But then his mob turned against them, and eventually he went along. Just a reminder that this guy sometimes follows the mob instead of inciting it.

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

Ironic that the beasts turned on Trump for one thing that he did that could have actually benefited them.

"You went full MAGAt. Never go full MAGAt."

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

I had pretty much everything but encephalitis when I had measles. it's great to miss six weeks of middle school.

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Happy Camper's avatar

I had every type of measles out there. And rubella. And chicken pox. And mumps. I did not get polio or small pox - because my mother made sure we got the vaccine when it became available. I am beyond disgusted with parents who do don't get their kids vaxxed.

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Maryland Bear's avatar

I came close to losing my sister to meningitis. (Okay, I was young enough our parents didn't share the details. I remember Mom basically lived at the hospital and concerned friends of the family took care of me after school till Dad could pick me up. I do know she was a VERY sick little girl and I suspect it could have killed her.) If I believed in God, I'd thank him for the scientists that later developed a vaccine.

Before that, I caught chicken pox when I has in kindergarten. I had a relatively minor case, but I brought it home to my brother and sister, who were younger. They had nasty cases. Not something that could have killed them, but they were miserable. Again, there's a vaccine now.

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Darrell Leland's avatar

Imagine telling a dispassionate alien species that we had essentially eliminated a major deadly disease, then brought it back again through viral stupid and paranoia.

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

They'd either steer clear of the planet or zap us with a disinfectant ray.

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Darrell Leland's avatar

In that case it's a good thing we probably haven't met any real aliens. I don't think the ones who land on the Yazoo River next to two drunks count.

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Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard๐Ÿ’™'s avatar

My sister had the measles when she was, probably 6 or 7, so I was 4 or 5. I mostly remember her lying in a dark room until she recovered. My younger brother and I got the vaccine when it become available, a couple of years later.

Mrs Mild is unable to form (or keep forming) measles antibodies. She got boosters for measles and chicken pox a couple of years ago but wasn't able to create antibodies.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

It sucks to have to rely on herd immunity when our herd contains so many fucking morons

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DrBDH's avatar

A lot of doctors have never seen a case of measles so this is actually a learning opportunity provided by Dr. Ladapo and Robert Fucking Kennedy Jr.

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