Use Your Food Stamps To Buy Furs And Cadillacs, As Reagan Intended

• The governor of Indiana says that the impoverished city of Gary should consider merging with another town. Why does Mitch Daniels hate the Jackson 5? [ Chicago Tribune ]

• Just a week after his "war is peace" Nobel Prize speech, Barack Obama delivered a "stasis is change" speech to the climate people in Copenhagen. [ Guardian ]

• Somebody stole the famous sign over the Auschwitz Gate. Write your own joke for this one, folks! [ New York Times ]

• The most famous black politician in America, Tiger Woods, appears headed for divorce. [ People ]

• The new 3D movie about the blue Space Deer will make you puke. [ ABC News ]

• The perfect stocking-stuffer for anyone on your Xmas gift list this year: food stamps. [ Reuters ]