My respect for Marcie Jones has grown even higher at the discovery my first celebrity crush, Olivia Newton-John, wrote the forward to one of her books!
"May their baby be so adorable it melts all the racists’ frozen little hearts, and they embrace multiculturalism and denounce the terrorism of brown people on our American streets, AMEN."
I wish, I hope, but the frozen miniscule hearts have seen plenty of adorable babies of all shades, and their hearts have not yet melted. I assume they regularly treat them with dry ice.
His pre-VP-selection dossier tracked his comments as a “never Trump guy” who “never liked him,” believed Trump’s sexual assault accusers, and fretted that Trump’s popularity was fueled by “racial resentment” and was “leading people into racially ugly attitudes” and “pulling them in a more racist direction.”
[...gets on the Thiel moneytrain...]
Then in 2021 Vance entered politics as a Republican candidate, said he was all wrong about Trump, and disavowed all his past statements. When Vance said Trump was America’s Hitler, he reckoned he didn’t mean in a bad way!
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IOW, the man holding his pursestrings doubtless told him, "Trump's going to win the nomination. Get your lips glued to his ass *now* and make sure you end up as VP, because I want to own my own POTUS one day."
Ha! “Spatchcocked”! I recall the story of some beloved SNL writer who died of The Cance, and she said oncologists tell their male patients that their tumor is the size of certain sports balls, whereas the female patients are told they’re the size of certain fruits.
As for their two-headed love child…if our kids aren’t smarter than we are, we’re cooked.
You don’t need to know Morse Code to read the message Usha Vance is sending to Erika Kirk.
Curry is vastly preferable to the dirt and concrete dust that tRump put in the air.
My respect for Marcie Jones has grown even higher at the discovery my first celebrity crush, Olivia Newton-John, wrote the forward to one of her books!
WHAT did Usha sit on?
I’m an atheist what was dipped in the blessed baptism holy water, so I’m covered either way.
"May their baby be so adorable it melts all the racists’ frozen little hearts, and they embrace multiculturalism and denounce the terrorism of brown people on our American streets, AMEN."
I wish, I hope, but the frozen miniscule hearts have seen plenty of adorable babies of all shades, and their hearts have not yet melted. I assume they regularly treat them with dry ice.
This headline is a crime against humanity. Do you think Miller watches?
I am late to the party, but I had to post the link to this Gary Larson cartoon I saw this morning:
https://www.thefarside.com/2026/01/22/4
"The trick is detecting lower-ab smoothness versus a dunlap, when a lady’s gut flab just done lapped over her pants."
You're sick, Marcie, and I love it.
“Far be it from me to get between a man and his sofa, but a woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do.”
-- Usha
I puked in my mouth scrolling past the parts that would make me puke.
those cakes we like? this is the vitriol we like.
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His pre-VP-selection dossier tracked his comments as a “never Trump guy” who “never liked him,” believed Trump’s sexual assault accusers, and fretted that Trump’s popularity was fueled by “racial resentment” and was “leading people into racially ugly attitudes” and “pulling them in a more racist direction.”
[...gets on the Thiel moneytrain...]
Then in 2021 Vance entered politics as a Republican candidate, said he was all wrong about Trump, and disavowed all his past statements. When Vance said Trump was America’s Hitler, he reckoned he didn’t mean in a bad way!
//
IOW, the man holding his pursestrings doubtless told him, "Trump's going to win the nomination. Get your lips glued to his ass *now* and make sure you end up as VP, because I want to own my own POTUS one day."
Marcie, since you know so much about baby bumps, would you be willing to comment about Meghan Markle's hospital dance video?
Genetic anomaly: Usha is smart and beautiful—but not white!
They used to say they were so eloquent.
Ha! “Spatchcocked”! I recall the story of some beloved SNL writer who died of The Cance, and she said oncologists tell their male patients that their tumor is the size of certain sports balls, whereas the female patients are told they’re the size of certain fruits.
As for their two-headed love child…if our kids aren’t smarter than we are, we’re cooked.