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How’s it supposed to be harmful? I have a hunch that the Utah burghers couldn’t give a fuck about the objectification of women in some of it.

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I think it would be interesting to work at the offices of a YouPorn or a PornHub. I’m picturing a conference room and a sober PowerPoint presentation about how to address consumer need for MILF videos.

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If it's red states then cuck porn is where it's at.

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Free speech irony strikes again.

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Of course Tony Perkins is looking over shoulders at McDonalds in the hope of seeing phone porn.

And kids will figure out how to bypass a computer filter about 20 seconds after it appears. This is known.

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maybe China can give them some tips on building a walled off censored internet.

PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS

Because god knows masterbation is more of a crime than unwanted pregnancy.

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Vagina Porn Networks?! 😇🤔

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Every sperm is sacred.

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Mormons are SUPER WEIRD about porn. Like... weirder than Mormons are normally about everything else. They think that literally any amount of porn is an addiction and it’s cheating on your spouse/future spouse (purity culture for everyone’s loss). Also to the surprise of no one who has ever been around The Religious they’re the ones hosting all the sex toy parties, too, because they’re obsessed with sex but after dealing with your nine kids all day the wife isn’t as into banging as the husband who doesn’t do domestic shit is. I guess he’ll just go watch some paid for porn in the garage while he sneaks a beer because they have to make everything weird

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Also too, the Church/State (no meaningful distinction in Utah) haven't figured out a way to profit off of porn the way they do with alcohol sales.

BTW, when I was there I was very disappointed to learn that the State's Planned Parenthood chapter was taking State funds to teach "abstinence only" sex ed in the state. Maybe there was some strategy on their part i was missing, but I was pissed off that PP was implicitly endorsing bullshit like the effectiveness of abstinence as effective public health policy.

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"In conclusion, we are sorry, Utah, that you freely chose to elect such idiots, by which we mean you did this to yourselves...."Cue the "what about that Democrat in Provo" outrage group in 3...2...1....

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Good for xhamster. From now on I will patronize their site exclusively. Socially responsible behavior should be acknowledged.

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White conservative boner cops is the name of my Village People/ Reno 911 Tribute Band

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Fap responsibly

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Wow, the people known for have 14 kids per family via multiple wives is hung up on sex as deviance. Who'd have thunk it...

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Hard to imagine that PP even exists in Utah.

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