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How about we squeeze the oil out of fat heads like Jason and use it to bring down the price of gasoline?

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so dude what you're saying is tax takes are at historic lows and we should taxes further.

do i have that right?

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We are recurrently flooded by idiots.

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Well, I'll agree with him on one point. He should have to wait until he's 72 before he gets any benefits from his elected-office retirement package.

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Invisible Moroni hand of market to the rescue.

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Flight attendants aren't allowed to retire as it is - any time they get close, their airline declares bankruptcy and raids the pension plan again. Plus, most airlines haven't been hiring flight attendants for years.

Did I mention my sister-in-law currently has <em>no</em> idea when, or if, she'll be able to retire, because she's a flight attendant for American?

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Yes, you'd never know they were entitlements in the same way that when you put your money in a bank account, you're entitled to take it out again.

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Don't forget all of the angry poor and starving youngs. They'll see me with my college education smiling and pushing carts about. I fully expect to be killed on my way to the car and freeing up another job for a boomer. That's a positive outcome, I guess.

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Here's a suggestion Representative Smegma: Why don't we end your free lifetime health care and pension? You know, for America.

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Glad to see that I <em>don't</em> have to follow through on my promise to myself to eat my hat, since his idea was neither remotely original, nor remotely plausible.

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"Nevada called. It wants a firebreak. A big one. For safety."

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<blockquote>But wait! Aren't the CBO assuming that the business tax rate stays the same? You know, that rate which should be cut to encourage JERBS, according do his party's platform?</blockquote>

Even better, the CBO are assuming current <em>law</em>, not current <em>policy</em>. So, they're assuming the Bush tax cuts expire.

May I recommend bashing your head against a brick wall as a hobby option?

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