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He's get much further with this if he frames it in terms of a Mormon kink thing. I mean, does anyone else consider having sex with their partner while they're unconscious?

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A bouquet of upfists, to you, M'am/Sir

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Does he also wonder if it's OK to drain his wife's bank accounts when she's unconscious? I mean, shit, we are talking crime, here right?

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Pretty good now that she put up the electrified fence in the middle of the bed and started wearing a barbed-wire nightie.

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Their obsession with and complete misunderstanding of how sex works is pathetic. Somehow rape can be normalized to them, but those LGBT people are SICK! You wanna know who's really sick? Look in the mirror asswipes.

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No shit, it's Utah ffs.

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With one eye open

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No sexing the woman while she's a-sammich-makin'!

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imdb. <i>Fifty First Dates</i>?

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<i>...in sickness and in health, conscious and unconscious, from this day forward.</i>

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What's all the fuss about. Every good Christian knows you can't rape something you own.

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There's the old joke that ends: "Unconscious? I thought she was Jewish." Actually, it wasn't all that funny then, either.

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<i>“If an individual has sex with their wife while she is unconscious … a prosecutor could then charge that spouse with rape, theoretically,” said Rep. Brian Greene, R-Pleasant Grove.</i>

In related news, housewives in Pleasant Grove, Utah are petitioning to change the name of the town to "Hell On Earth".

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Let's ask Justice Thomas.

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Necrophilia: the compulsion to crack open a cold one.

*beat*

I'll show myself out.

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There are so many questions that complicate rape for conservative men:

Is it rape if she's asleep, but I'm kinda out of it too? Is it rape if your wife snores and you are only having sex to shut her up? Is it rape if, yes she was unconscious, but we really don't talk much when she's awake? Is it rape if she talks in her sleep and it sure sounded like "please put that in my butt"? Really, can any blowjob be rape?

I'm afraid until these questions are answered conservative politicians will have to continue to suffer through "the fog of rape".

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