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Took the words right off my fingers!!

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Apparently Bateman has never heard of him.

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And the horrible smell coming from his crawl space? "That was there when I bought it!"

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Like bad ethnography (Indians as the Lost Tribes) wasn't enough.

But baptizing Auschwitz victims was a theological bridge way too far

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well, you know what they say about Jews and gold

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(((Abraham))) Lincoln? Kind of makes ya think.

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Heed the Reverend! Wirtz till it hurts!

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"Oh I don't think it's all Jews, just the all Jewish dark cabal controlling all the things. Why no, I don't think I sound crazy at all, why do you ask?"

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I have nothing but love for the Jewish people. Some of my closest friends are Jews.

Oh, OK. You know what else? I bet techbro had a Jewish maid when he was growing up who was - say it with me, folks - just like one of the family.

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And then there was Theodore and Franklin Rosenfeld.

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It's funny they don't talk about the EU all day long. Surely Jews are behind that nefarious thing? I didn't hear it being a good reason for Brexit, either.. These were good opportunities for demonstrating the power of these JEW people they describe.What about getting Netanyahu over here to address Congress through some kind of backdoor arrangement? Looks like rampant evil powers to me. Get on the ball there, boys.

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Vey. Iz. Mir. Gevalt!

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Yes, and no. Most of them seem to be fairly charismatic, their main talent seems to be schmoozing with venture capitalists for funding, and some lucky few manage to hire con some talented programmers into doing the work. The days where someone like Bill Gates could write a compiler while building his company are pretty much gone.

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Norton Crypto? Who would ever think installing something named that was a good idea? Symantec software has always been horrible about uninstalling itself. At one time WinFax (a good product they bought from Delrina and ruined) would ask FOUR TIMES while uninstalling "Are you sure?" and at the end of the process only delete the link to the program interface and leave everything behind. (We took to just reimaging the machine rather than trying to clean up after it.) Poor Peter Norton must be disgusted with what his company became.

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Welcome to 5G Superconducting Nanoparticle Quantum Entanglement Catalysis. Nothing can stop you now!

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