V-Shaped Things
* Terrorist suspect captured in hilarious Pakistan Marx Brothers routine. [ Passport ]
* Gaddafi's got a plan to make Africa a mighty "black power" to rival all other powers. Only, he doesn't really want to sit with the black people. [ Fresh Intelligence ]
* U.S. troops are building walls because, by all accounts, that's the best way to mediate conflict. [ Iraq Slogger ]
* Rush Limbaugh teaches children the things they need to know. [ Think Progress ]
* Another asshole Senator decides this Iraq business probably isn't worth losing an election over. [ Election Central ]
* What a president this fat, lazy, be-cancered actor will make. [ Hot Air ]
* U.S. terror policies make perfect sense using the kind of impeccable logic that would also suggest we should intern the Japanese again. [ IMAO ]
* We agree that we need V-shaped things, conservatism is fucked, and Joe Biden is a fuck-up. Who knew we agreed on so much? [ Redstate ]
* Nobody makes a better case for Global Warming than Yusuf Islam, the guy who was only slightly lamer when he went by Cat Stevens. [ LGF ]
* Actually, now that we think about it, Live Earth is pretty stupid. [ ScrappleFace ]
* As, um, enthralling as it might be to watch an entire day in the life of a presidential candidate, who really wants to see Tom Tancredo and his staffers gang-fuck a burrito platter? [ PrezVid ]