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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

Your right to vote might well be curtailed by an "accident".

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

I'm so sure it was all just, um, "accidental". Fn cheaters!

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Another slick, lying,A*hole Republican. People just do not learn not to vote for people you like to take way their rights. This part of the plot to do away with public education. Without an informed public, this nation is headed for a corporate take over. Imagine pledging allegiance to Walmart, or Amazon or other sponsors of corporate taken-over schools in the US. It is either that or All Christian all the time - the thought just makes me sick.

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Ballot mailed today.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

I wonder in what other instances they would like to limit consent but the answer is probaby just AOT,K.

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Momo's avatar

In America, where you can be put on probation for smoking weed, then become a felon for missing a probation hearing, there's no excuse to disenfranchise people who were sentenced to the gulags.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

What, you don't appreciate that you can spend more time in jail for stealing a loaf of bread than engaging in a decades-long conspiracy to poison the planet?

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clairence's avatar

But isn't losing a small percentage of your large personal fortune prison enough?

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

True. We should devote more resources to the wealthy, get this country back on track.

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Opinion | I’m an isolationist and non-interventionalist who believes we shouldn’t continue giving Ukraine a blank check. That money could be spent on more domestic issues like the Israeli Hamas conflict.

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Russia has no intention of stopping at Ukraine. Vacations and doing business in western Europe would end. This is not strictly about Ukraine - It is like Attila the Hun and the Mongol hordes being stopped before they get to the gates of Vienna. Russia is a poor and badly governed country. That what you want?

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

By David French

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Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Hey Ferret Legger

Check your email later today, need to get your view on something. No, it’s not the Gallbladder extraction, the team will be on the ground in 15 and everything is green

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Sure, no worries, I'm gonna be around later this arvo our time

I'm still on for lambo exfil from DFW, right?

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Schmannity's avatar

I knew it! It took the dogged journos at AllNewsPipeline to uncover the truth!

"The Big Distraction: Global War Is Good For Joe Biden - Wall-To-Wall War News Provides The Media A Huge Diversion From The Biden Regime's Destruction Of America"

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Dear AllNewsPipeline, FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF, THEN FUCK OFF SOME MORE!

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Hemp Dogbane's avatar

Sleepy Joe is so sneaky.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Someone should send AllNewsPipeline a dictionary. With a bookmark at whatever page destruction is on. With the definition highlighted. And then hit them in the head with the dictionary until they read and comprehend what the word destruction means.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Another Reich-wing equivocation station.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: This literally just made LOL and wake up Ferdinand, who's sleeping on my desk...

𝗠𝗰𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗵𝘆 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸? 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗶𝗺 𝗪𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗼 𝗨𝗦 𝗔𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗔𝘁𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻 𝗜𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹

https://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2023/10/mccarthy-comeback-former-speaker-says-reinstating-him-would-bring-strength-to-us-after-attack-on-israel/

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

In the same way having mercury injected into your bone marrow would bring you strength.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤢🤮

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

What's Qev gonna do, shiv Tumorville?

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Let's not be giving that noodle-spined simp any ideas.

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

NO RED HAT??? NO VOTE FOR YOU!!!!!

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Trespassers Will's avatar

“ It’s technically true that majorities of Americans support some abortion restrictions past 15 weeks”

Shouldn’t matter, really. We don’t vote on people’s basic rights.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

No, that's left up to the Supreme Court....

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

Some Americans support the idea that the world is flat and that vaccines can magnetise non-metallic matter.

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Rags's avatar

After all, that's what gun nuts say when 3/4 of voters support gun control

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Hemp Dogbane's avatar

Some Republicans are more comfortable with traditions like voter suppression rather than the ickier stuff like insurrection, murdering Capitol police and breaking glass.

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Parakeetist's avatar

OT: Today is Indigenous' People's Day! Yay!

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Schmannity's avatar

Besides, felons vote for wasteful things like money for public defenders, improved prison conditions,and other Commie wish list items.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

...wasteful things like liberty and justice for all.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: GIVE 'IM HELL, JACK!!!

𝗝𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽'𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝗱𝗼𝗰𝘂𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗲

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-classified-documents-2665854799/

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Prometheus59650's avatar

Yeah, I don't think loose cannon's gonna buy that, mainly because she doesn't want to, and, to a slightly lesser extent, is simply painfully out of her depth in anything more complex than a jaywalking ticket.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

It's like watching a soccer game between my daughter's 8 year old swarm ball versus the US Women Soccer team.

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