Valentine's Day Headlines For the Lonely and Immature

Presented as a public service to those of you with no one to share this very special day with:

Yeah, we're having a hard time staying focused today too. Though we gotta say, we never woulda figured Chertoff for a bottom.

 Senators: Cheney Should Be Probed in Leak [AP]

 White House Firmly Behind Chertoff [AP]