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i love that scene thanks for the reminder

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"Mitt is actually his middle name. . . . [perfect pause] . . . I wish I could use <i>my</i> middle name."

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"Phil, what's my name?" "President Obama." "<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=KZvgSgpjkWU" target="_blank">Break's over</a>"

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<i>... We are currently developing a theory, about what kind of horrifying government operation Jarrett is covering up with this story, ...</i> Death Panels!!! FEMA Camps!!!! The Real Birth Certificate!!! Wake up sheeple!

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And also: "I'll be bäck."

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My head hurts.

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No, no, that whole scene really happened--Valerie just left out the first part: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A732Cuuo2tI">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Yeah, turns out, Harry got it wrong.

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