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Vanity Fair Author Was Good High School Athlete
We were totally captivated by Vanity Fair contributor John D. O'Connor's gripping account of a dinner he and his wife threw for their daughter and her friends:

Then he completely derailed his narrative with the "news" that Mark Felt, the former FBI official who has been the primary Deep Throat suspect for the last 30 years, was, in fact, Deep Throat. Yeah, yeah, whatever.
For a moment, O'Connor reeled us in again with an assessment of his schoolboy athletic prowess:

But then it was back to Deep Throat. Yawn. Hey, John, what did you guys have for dessert? We're totally on the edge of our seats here.— GREG BEATO
Watergate's Deep Throat Revealed [Capitol Buzz]
The Unmasking of Deep Throat [Washingtonian]