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Lefty Mark's avatar

Say, you know what <i>other world leader</i> in the past decade didn't publicly support marriage equality when they first took office?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I thought that was a uterus on the right. And on the left, well... wow.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

That Heritage ad looks like they're leading the kid to river to drown him. Seriously, they look fucking depressed, all three of them. Good times in the traditional nuclear family.

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Lot_49's avatar

"Thérèse Hargot-Jacob, a French philospher, sexotherapist, and blogger..." That's a near-Orly-Taitzian confluence of self-defining professions. Maybe the difference between a "philospher" and a "philosopher" is that the latter has a degree in philosophy.

OTOH, "sexotherapist" sounds kinda fun, but the homophobia's a bit of a turn-off.

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schmannity's avatar

No Cardinal Santorum? A disappoint.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

So the old cliché "Does the Pope shit in the woods?” now “Is the Pope gay?” ?

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PsycWench's avatar

He's going to drown the mom for letting her bra straps show. Seriously, that is a fashion faux pas. Any gay guy could tell you.

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PsycWench's avatar

No fair! I borrowed a friend's copy of The Gay Agenda and it was mostly brunch meetings.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Brokeback > Saddleback

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Bullet headed highschool football star farm boy who peaked in the regional semifinals in 2004 plus 3rd prettiest girl in high school 2 years behind who now works out obsessively (pole dancercize) towards her goal of Ms. Hardbody Novice class and their son, Josh Jr. who struggles in school and secretly hopes he's adopted.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Josh... you see that name on a new class list and your heart sinks. It never fails.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Well, at least she's wearing a bra!

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malsperanza's avatar

That Humanum logo of two ladies embracing is very tasteful and artistic. Is it based on one of these classic Catholic artworks? <a href="http://emmock.files.wordpre..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://emmock.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/judas-k...">http://emmock.files.wordpre... <a href="http://sicutlocutusest.file..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://sicutlocutusest.files.wordpress.com/2014/0...">http://sicutlocutusest.file... <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--0ExP9eBY-E/UMih4bKYctI...">http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--...

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