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Many upvotes for D’isheveled D’ouchebag! And I will steal

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Yup, they nationalized their racism.

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It not ironically. It's inevitably.

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WHAR HOLODECK????!!!!!1!!11.1.1!>1.!>!!?

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It snowed somewhere? So, no warming, what a relief !

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"Ironically, the chamber was flooded two minutes after the majority League, Brothers of Italy, and Forza Italia parties rejected our amendments to tackle climate change" [...]This is clearly not a message from God. God would never be that direct. He'd throw a random hurricane into an area where the number of people who don't uphold his idea of sexual morality is just a wee bit too high. THAT's how God sends messages.

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I wish I could stop associating him in my mind with Roger Sterling.

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The stupid is spreading to Italy. Or being reestablished. Not sure which.

Oh, and Dinesh, you don't need to keep reminding us that you're a D'Dumbshit. We know. Lord knows we know.

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Not if John Oliver, HBO, Russell Crowe, the last Blockbuster video store in Alaska, and an old leather jock strap have anything to say about it: https://www.indiewire.com/2...It's a complicated story.

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D'isheveled D'ouchebag is proof that you cannot, in fact, be hit too many times with the stupid stick.

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Yeah, which also means their November is roughly like our May-so much summer left to burn. https://media2.giphy.com/me...

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Far as I’ve ever been able to work out, he mostly takes it out on trailer parks.

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They gave us Mussolini, it's only fair.

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That is truly a shame St Marks is being damaged, it is a beautiful and amazing place. I visited it when I was 14 (holy crap, 21 years ago) and still remember being moved by the beauty of it, religious significance aside (I had already started moving away from the fold, I just hadn’t told my parents yet). Other things I remember about Venice is feeding the pigeons in the square, that the water was pretty gross in the canals, and we saw someone peeing directly off a street into them.

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A more vigorous application of the clue-by-four is obviously needed.

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That's where the morans tend to congregate.

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