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mailman27's avatar

Surprised it didn't take you airborne! 150=more than enough! (Nice, tho...)

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mailman27's avatar

The pocketing of the hands springs to immediate attention. Two-ball in the side pocket, anyone?

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

thank you! I don't speak Spanish and always get this kind of stuff wrong.

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mailman27's avatar

"Would any of them know the difference?" The real question here, no doubt. What a shitshow.

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mailman27's avatar

Mr. Solo? Is that you??? Get back to me (Ilya Kuriyakin, the "Russian" dude)

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mailman27's avatar

TX, where the men are real, and the women are... real-er? Ya know, Ted 'N Heidi!

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mailman27's avatar

Did I hear an "Mmm-kay??" in there?

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Haruko Haruhara's avatar

Watching Ted in the boat reminded me of Capt. Willard approaching Col. Kurtz' compound.

"Lance, keep your hands away from the guns."

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Still "fore-en."

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

I have no objection to Ted Cruz, Susan Collins or any other Republican senator going to a desolate spot on the U.S.-Mexico border.

I only object to their coming back.

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tek's avatar

I have about had it with "simple, easy-to-understand, wrong answers"

The f'in Stephen Miller plan of "make 'em stay in Mexico, where maybe they'll die" is, of course, blameless.

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lmurr's avatar

So, did MS-13 disband? Or, did they merge with the cartels They were the scary boogey-men not too long ago.

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Kooolest G's avatar

all those brown kids look alike to them

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bettycat's avatar

They were shouting across the border? They must not have seen that it was Ted Cruz because I did not hear any one shout "Pendejo"!

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doktorzoom's avatar

Before you know it, he'll be photographed looking very uncomfortable while fundraising for the cartels.

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LoCoJo's avatar

I try not to judge people's appearances (because lord knows I aint no super model!), but is it even physically possible for Ted to NOT look like a total schlub? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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