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mailman27's avatar

Surprised it didn't take you airborne! 150=more than enough! (Nice, tho...)

mailman27's avatar

The pocketing of the hands springs to immediate attention. Two-ball in the side pocket, anyone?

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

thank you! I don't speak Spanish and always get this kind of stuff wrong.

mailman27's avatar

"Would any of them know the difference?" The real question here, no doubt. What a shitshow.

mailman27's avatar

Mr. Solo? Is that you??? Get back to me (Ilya Kuriyakin, the "Russian" dude)

mailman27's avatar

TX, where the men are real, and the women are... real-er? Ya know, Ted 'N Heidi!

mailman27's avatar

Did I hear an "Mmm-kay??" in there?

Haruko Haruhara's avatar

Watching Ted in the boat reminded me of Capt. Willard approaching Col. Kurtz' compound.

"Lance, keep your hands away from the guns."

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I have no objection to Ted Cruz, Susan Collins or any other Republican senator going to a desolate spot on the U.S.-Mexico border.

I only object to their coming back.

tek's avatar

I have about had it with "simple, easy-to-understand, wrong answers"

The f'in Stephen Miller plan of "make 'em stay in Mexico, where maybe they'll die" is, of course, blameless.

lmurr's avatar

So, did MS-13 disband? Or, did they merge with the cartels They were the scary boogey-men not too long ago.

Kooolest G's avatar

all those brown kids look alike to them

bettycat's avatar

They were shouting across the border? They must not have seen that it was Ted Cruz because I did not hear any one shout "Pendejo"!

doktorzoom's avatar

Before you know it, he'll be photographed looking very uncomfortable while fundraising for the cartels.

LoCoJo's avatar

I try not to judge people's appearances (because lord knows I aint no super model!), but is it even physically possible for Ted to NOT look like a total schlub? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...