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That's Mustapha "Loofah" Felafel to you, bub.

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I'll bet he doesn't even dare <i>run</i>.

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Needz moar sideburns. (been watching him at lunch with my nerdly students, and noted said hair today)

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No one expects the Muslim Inquisition!

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"... I saw Jesus on a plane. Or maybe it was Elvis, they kind of look the same." - Don Henley

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<i>Islamization over America</i>

The rides aren't nearly as much fun as they are at Six Flags Over America. The Ayotollah Coastah in particular is a real let-down.

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<blockquote>According to his memoir, The Blood of Lambs, Saleem, who grew up in Lebanon, broke into the terror biz at the age of seven by running weapons—strapped onto sheep—for Palestine Liberation... As a teenager, he helped run a terrorist camp in the Libyan desert at the behest of Moammar Qaddafi. He visited Iraq, where he rubbed shoulders with Saddam Hussein. <i>In the late 1970s, he traveled to Afghanistan, working alongside the mujahideen and CIA spooks to beat back the Soviets.</i></blockquote>

Is this guy suggesting that the <i>Freedom Fighters</i> of Afghanistan, so beloved of Saint Ronaldus of Reagan, were <i>terrorists</i>?</blockquote></blockquote>

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He's bucking for a think-tank fellowship with the likes of the <a href="http:\/\/shariahthethreat.org\/" target="_blank">Center for Security Policy.</a>

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No, I think that the month of Ramadan is followed by the Super 8 Days of Travelodge.

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♫ Infidels! Infidels! They blaspheme God all day! Oh what fun it is to go and behead an attaché! ♫

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It may have been an alien spaceship made up to look like a D.C. mosque. Saleem can't be sure about that.

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<i>normal Christmas-Americans do on December 25</i>

You mean the "mega-churches" which are closed for the Holiday because "heating bills" and Pastor Cletus is entitled to a vacation?

You mean like that?

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You'd think by now we'd hit rock bottom on the "Obama the muslin!" theory. But nope, they just haul out a jackhammer and keep going.

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<i>"Islamization over America"</i>

In a few years we'll be complaining about how Ramadan has become so commercialized. And the Hallmark Channel's "Ramadan in July" marathon is sooo lame. (I mean really, <i>those</i> women can't get a date?) Croissants will replace donuts. Qu'elle nightmare!

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Also too, he refuses to sing White Christmas because he hates white people.

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