In a revelation that will be shocking proof to at least 12 or 13 wingnuts who were genuinely undecided on the question, we learn that Barack Obama has to be a Muslim because on Christmas, he totally attended a mosque in Washington DC instead of celebrating the Sacred Baby Festival like a real American.
<blockquote>According to his memoir, The Blood of Lambs, Saleem, who grew up in Lebanon, broke into the terror biz at the age of seven by running weapons&mdash;strapped onto sheep&mdash;for Palestine Liberation... As a teenager, he helped run a terrorist camp in the Libyan desert at the behest of Moammar Qaddafi. He visited Iraq, where he rubbed shoulders with Saddam Hussein. <i>In the late 1970s, he traveled to Afghanistan, working alongside the mujahideen and CIA spooks to beat back the Soviets.</i></blockquote>
Is this guy suggesting that the <i>Freedom Fighters</i> of Afghanistan, so beloved of Saint Ronaldus of Reagan, were <i>terrorists</i>?</blockquote></blockquote>
He&#039;s bucking for a think-tank fellowship with the likes of the <a href="http:\/\/shariahthethreat.org\/" target="_blank">Center for Security Policy.</a>
<i>normal Christmas-Americans do on December 25</i>
You mean the &quot;mega-churches&quot; which are closed for the Holiday because &quot;heating bills&quot; and Pastor Cletus is entitled to a vacation?
You&#039;d think by now we&#039;d hit rock bottom on the &quot;Obama the muslin!&quot; theory. But nope, they just haul out a jackhammer and keep going.
<i>&quot;Islamization over America&quot;</i>
In a few years we&#039;ll be complaining about how Ramadan has become so commercialized. And the Hallmark Channel&#039;s &quot;Ramadan in July&quot; marathon is sooo lame. (I mean really, <i>those</i> women can&#039;t get a date?) Croissants will replace donuts. Qu&#039;elle nightmare!
NOT,K.
That&#039;s Mustapha &quot;Loofah&quot; Felafel to you, bub.
I&#039;ll bet he doesn&#039;t even dare <i>run</i>.
Needz moar sideburns. (been watching him at lunch with my nerdly students, and noted said hair today)
No one expects the Muslim Inquisition!
&quot;... I saw Jesus on a plane. Or maybe it was Elvis, they kind of look the same.&quot; - Don Henley
<i>Islamization over America</i>
The rides aren&#039;t nearly as much fun as they are at Six Flags Over America. The Ayotollah Coastah in particular is a real let-down.
<blockquote>According to his memoir, The Blood of Lambs, Saleem, who grew up in Lebanon, broke into the terror biz at the age of seven by running weapons&mdash;strapped onto sheep&mdash;for Palestine Liberation... As a teenager, he helped run a terrorist camp in the Libyan desert at the behest of Moammar Qaddafi. He visited Iraq, where he rubbed shoulders with Saddam Hussein. <i>In the late 1970s, he traveled to Afghanistan, working alongside the mujahideen and CIA spooks to beat back the Soviets.</i></blockquote>
Is this guy suggesting that the <i>Freedom Fighters</i> of Afghanistan, so beloved of Saint Ronaldus of Reagan, were <i>terrorists</i>?</blockquote></blockquote>
He&#039;s bucking for a think-tank fellowship with the likes of the <a href="http:\/\/shariahthethreat.org\/" target="_blank">Center for Security Policy.</a>
No, I think that the month of Ramadan is followed by the Super 8 Days of Travelodge.
â« Infidels! Infidels! They blaspheme God all day! Oh what fun it is to go and behead an attach&eacute;! â«
It may have been an alien spaceship made up to look like a D.C. mosque. Saleem can&#039;t be sure about that.
<i>normal Christmas-Americans do on December 25</i>
You mean the &quot;mega-churches&quot; which are closed for the Holiday because &quot;heating bills&quot; and Pastor Cletus is entitled to a vacation?
You mean like that?
You&#039;d think by now we&#039;d hit rock bottom on the &quot;Obama the muslin!&quot; theory. But nope, they just haul out a jackhammer and keep going.
<i>&quot;Islamization over America&quot;</i>
In a few years we&#039;ll be complaining about how Ramadan has become so commercialized. And the Hallmark Channel&#039;s &quot;Ramadan in July&quot; marathon is sooo lame. (I mean really, <i>those</i> women can&#039;t get a date?) Croissants will replace donuts. Qu&#039;elle nightmare!
Also too, he refuses to sing White Christmas because he hates white people.