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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

What HuddledMass said. Plus NH has like 893 legislators, so statistics are on the side of a least a few batshit insane teabaggers slipping in.

Live Free or Derp!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

So the wingtards have lost their asses buying gold from Glenn Beck, and now they just <i>know</i> that muslin commie dictator Obama did it to them?

Hey, I wish it were true.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"“screaming in agony”

He wasn't screaming in agony because he was in shock...just like I'm not screaming in agony now wondering HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE TO BE SAYING SOMETHING SO FUCKING STUPID!!!!

Ok...screaming now.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

In her case the land of putain.

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bobbert's avatar

From context, it appears pretty clear that she thinks "shock" = "screaming in agony". How could any adult think that?

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bobbert's avatar

In this case, it's working. I believe.

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bobbert's avatar

functional human beings, ...

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bobbert's avatar

I'm not sure this qualifies as a "defense".

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The Quirk's avatar

And schizophrenia, that never gets any credit; probably because it's too hard to spell.

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The Quirk's avatar

There's a silver lining here-- being that this woman is in New England, there's a chance she'll freeze to death in the Winter.

Assuming Global Warming is a myth, of course.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"He was not in shock. He was not in pain. If I had had those type of injuries, I’d be screaming in agony. "

So he was in on the whole fake event, posing with fake injuries, but wasn't faking it better by screaming his head off?

THEREFORE OBAMA IS INCOMPETENT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HIRE BETTER ACTORS

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Lucid= lunatic on acid

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Stella Tremblay is proof that the governor of Nevada didn't bus all of his mental patients to California

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Perhaps this woman could volunteer for active service and find out what happens when someone suffers a devastating injury like that? I'm just saying she has NO CLUE.

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Shypixel's avatar

Just a guess, but... Boston?

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