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Wait - you get Hathaway, and all I get is "ugly celebrity feet"? This is so fucking unfair.

The "let's hate on Anne Hathaway" thing is basically the same as "let's dump on the prettiest girl in the school", but on a larger scale. Something that appeals to immature boys of a certain age (maybe 12-15?) who can't figure out how else to relate to her. Any adults who take part are pretty sad specimens.

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Maybe we're not clicking on the bikini/babe/celebridiot links often enough. Do you think clicking the "ugly celebrity feet" ad will raise our celebrity interest scores?

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Anything in double digits is a stretch...

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I could take this a little more seriously if I weren't metaphysically certain that all of these proposed restrictions and requirements they want to place on President Birffy McGolfentravel will be immediately forgotten once a Republican is sworn into the same office.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I'm surprised they haven't introduced a bill to protect the scooter store from the FBI yet, as some sort of quid pro quo.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They don't call themselves "The One Star State" for nothin'.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Somebody doesn't know the difference between sequester and Shinola.

schmannity's avatar

Caint hardly never wait until Texas is majority Mexican-American.

diogenez's avatar

What are Repersentative Gohmert's staff paid to tie his shoes for him?