Howdy pardner! Don't know if you done heard, but we got us a see-quester goin' on, and that means we ain't got no cashish for thangs like White House Tours. So Pres'dent Bama, he said, well we will stop this here tour from happenin' until the see-quester is lifted, because a some reason, who knows. But if there is one thing our good ol' boys will fight to the death for, remember the Alamo, it is that their constituents not get all p-o-ed bout goin' all the way to Washinton and then not gettin' to see Nancy Reagan's chiner. So Texas Republican Louie Gohmert, who definitely ain't no idiot, introduced an amendment to the continuing resolution (budget stuff) sayin' that as long as there weren't no White House tours, Ol' Pres'dent Hippity-Hop couldn't use no taxpayer money to play him no golf. This brings up some innerestin consti-tu-tional questions: Like, if the House can decide Pres'dent Blacky there cain't use his plane to go play golf, does that mean they can also decide he cain't use his plane to go give speeches ifn it's a topic they don't like? Ifn there's a golf course near that ol White House, does that mean he cain't use his car? Can good ol Louie Gohmert decide Pres'dent Hugo Chavez cain't use no Secret Service protection ifn he wants to take a walk? Can we decide just to lock ol Pres'dent Stalin in the White House
Wait - you get Hathaway, and all I get is "ugly celebrity feet"? This is so fucking unfair.
The "let's hate on Anne Hathaway" thing is basically the same as "let's dump on the prettiest girl in the school", but on a larger scale. Something that appeals to immature boys of a certain age (maybe 12-15?) who can't figure out how else to relate to her. Any adults who take part are pretty sad specimens.
Maybe we're not clicking on the bikini/babe/celebridiot links often enough. Do you think clicking the "ugly celebrity feet" ad will raise our celebrity interest scores?
I could take this a little more seriously if I weren't metaphysically certain that all of these proposed restrictions and requirements they want to place on President Birffy McGolfentravel will be immediately forgotten once a Republican is sworn into the same office.
Wait - you get Hathaway, and all I get is "ugly celebrity feet"? This is so fucking unfair.
The "let's hate on Anne Hathaway" thing is basically the same as "let's dump on the prettiest girl in the school", but on a larger scale. Something that appeals to immature boys of a certain age (maybe 12-15?) who can't figure out how else to relate to her. Any adults who take part are pretty sad specimens.
Maybe we're not clicking on the bikini/babe/celebridiot links often enough. Do you think clicking the "ugly celebrity feet" ad will raise our celebrity interest scores?
Anything in double digits is a stretch...
I could take this a little more seriously if I weren't metaphysically certain that all of these proposed restrictions and requirements they want to place on President Birffy McGolfentravel will be immediately forgotten once a Republican is sworn into the same office.
I'm surprised they haven't introduced a bill to protect the scooter store from the FBI yet, as some sort of quid pro quo.
They don't call themselves "The One Star State" for nothin'.
Somebody doesn't know the difference between sequester and Shinola.
Caint hardly never wait until Texas is majority Mexican-American.
What are Repersentative Gohmert's staff paid to tie his shoes for him?