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Professor Fate's avatar

There's nothing about slavery being wrong in the bible either. Or regular bathing for that matter. Your point is?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Also not in the Bible: Running for Governor of Montana.

Joseph's avatar

Stevens College of engineering and Hotel Management

Rick Hill's avatar

His point is the buybull i one big open buffet. Take what you want and leave the rest. Or, to quote Rev. Lovejoy "Have you ever read this thing, Marge? Technically we're not even allowed to go the bathroom."

Hardly Ideal's avatar

I dunno, we can always use some target practice with the Cannon.

Doug Langley's avatar

Clearly, you don't understand the nuances of Truthiness.

Vicious Cur's avatar

I got suckered into visiting that museum in Glendive, the heart of Montana's dinosaur fossil country. It promises a lot of dino fossils are on display, which is true. But there's no mention of god or the bible anywhere on the exterior or in the lobby. After you pay admission and see a few bones, they slowly begin to clue you into their real purpose. By the end, they're hitting you with the full-on Jesus-rode-dinosaurs crap. It's a royal crock.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Don't start gettin' sciencey on me this real important real stuff we're dealing with.

r m reddicks's avatar

Almost anything can come out of the jawbone of an ass.

Thomas McCabe's avatar

It occurs to me that these bible literalists should be condemning your Founding Fathers for going against the divinely inspired institution of monarchy. They should also be campaigning actively for the Crown to be restored as that is the only form of government mentioned in the sacred text that they claim is the only source of all law. By their own lights, the very legislatures they are using to impose these "laws" are illegitimate.

Incoming Ham's avatar

You could have stopped at "Very sane Montana Republican."

Doug Langley's avatar

You mean the T-Rex in Jurassic Park really looked like Big Bird? I'm so disillusioned.

bobbert's avatar

Hier ist die Nadel.