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JesusWasAHippie's avatar

I'll be damned. It sure does.

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Jwiz73's avatar

I was impressed by that one too.

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Red Richmond's avatar

"You are cordially invited to attend and participate in the Robert Mueller Russian Collusion Investigation Grand Jury hearings. If you choose to decline this cordial invitation, your presence will be formally requested. If you refuse to comply, then you will be forcibly summoned to attend, under FBI escort. Make your decisions accordingly."

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Mathew G. Smith's avatar

High school sports?

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Mathew G. Smith's avatar

Most of them seem to honestly believe the investigation ended months ago and that the whole thing was dismissed.

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Red Richmond's avatar

Base jumping.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Night of the Long Sporks is a thing of sheer, transcendent beauty.

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Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

You know, it's strange that the only conspiracy that Republicans can't recognize is the one that involves Trump. Weird.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Lol the base has spoken. When do you figure they get it that Trump gives fuck all for what they are speaking and so long as he keeps tossing them the red meat of scary browns they will still follow him?

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Huh. Poe or idiot? His lines are subpar, his coloring is shitty and his content is about 10th grade B minus.So...yeah, talented!

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Mr. Privilege's avatar

Oy Vey MOAR, please.

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Buzz1313's avatar

How many rallies has Cinnamon Hitler had since his election and why isn't the main stream media breathlessly speculating on how "bad it looks for him"?

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Kgprophet's avatar

That's "unpresidented"

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HarpyLibtart's avatar

I just feel like someone so obsessed with puppetry should be better at drawing hands. And seriously, motion lines? Still? Bless his hacky little heart.

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SineDie's avatar

Hope many rallies has Trump held in W VA lately?

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Stock Market?

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