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Hey, it's a Prom. The students are merely trying to seize the means of reproduction.

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Still better than the second place theme (Racism)

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Ooof! You people are touchy.

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This story warms my spiteful and blackened Communist heart.

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It had it coming

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sometimes it's better to skip step one and go straight to the 'according to his needs" part

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It's all laughs until they purge the math and science teachers and sign a non-aggression pact with the Young Republicans

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Under Communism, there are only red M&Ms.

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It's all fun and games until millions of people get killed.

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Hey! What do you mean by "you people" :-o !!!?!!!!!!

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They sound nice.

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I often say that there's nothing wrong with me that the Red Army Chorus and a pitcher of tall blondes (the mixed drink, you filthy-minded perverts) couldn't fix. So here's half of the cure...

http://youtu.be/lOfvkmJ7AR0

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you don't seem very amused.

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And after fapping their little hands off while a teacher reads from Atlas Shrugged they will bask in the after-party afterglow while counting money and comparing financial statements. Ah, youth.

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In former Soviet Union, serious business is A-bomb. In America, frivolous business is a prom. What a country!

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OK. All vodka to the people!

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