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bobbert's avatar

Hey, it's a Prom. The students are merely trying to seize the means of reproduction.

sister_uta's avatar

Still better than the second place theme (Racism)

Sebastian Melmoth's avatar

Ooof! You people are touchy.

Nasty Candy Apple's avatar

This story warms my spiteful and blackened Communist heart.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

sometimes it's better to skip step one and go straight to the 'according to his needs" part

georgiaburning's avatar

It's all laughs until they purge the math and science teachers and sign a non-aggression pact with the Young Republicans

Spurning Beer's avatar

Under Communism, there are only red M&Ms.

sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

It's all fun and games until millions of people get killed.

sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

Hey! What do you mean by "you people" :-o !!!?!!!!!!

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

I often say that there's nothing wrong with me that the Red Army Chorus and a pitcher of tall blondes (the mixed drink, you filthy-minded perverts) couldn't fix. So here's half of the cure...

http://youtu.be/lOfvkmJ7AR0

fuflans's avatar

you don't seem very amused.

Dudleydidwrong's avatar

And after fapping their little hands off while a teacher reads from Atlas Shrugged they will bask in the after-party afterglow while counting money and comparing financial statements. Ah, youth.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

In former Soviet Union, serious business is A-bomb. In America, frivolous business is a prom. What a country!

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

OK. All vodka to the people!