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Works for me!

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“...It is a taleTold by an idiot, full of sound and fury,Signifying nothing.”— Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5

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Touché

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Thx for the information

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Maybe, but only if the innocent people come into contact with the Typhoid Marys, right? And that's not any different than it is right now, correct?

We've been protecting our immuno-compromised loved ones for over a year now and we still have to keep doing that until they can either be safely vaccinated; the non-vaccinated Typhoid Marys die off; or the virus dies after we reach herd immunity.

The gist of all this is that sad as it is, I think what we're going to see over the rest of the year is that the vast majority of deaths to come are going to be those who refused to get vaccinated. Preventable deaths and even though I disagree strongly with the politics of those people, I don't ever want to see people die who shouldn't have died.

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"I love my wife but oh you kid"

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"That's a no from me, dog."Oh, dear Ptomaine Lettuce, are you talking to imaginary dogs again? And are they answering? Seek help.

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It would be fine if it wasn't so aggressively white and twee. The outfit, I mean. The rest of her can take a flying f....

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It's the new version of the dad from 10 Things I Hate About You trying to use teen slang. Only Larry Miller went in knowing the intention was to make him look stupid.

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Ta, Stephen.

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I believe you are channeling your inner Herbert Spencer.

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Ole Newt's front name has been "Former" since the mid-1990's. Talk about washed-up and washed-out.

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She's a Doozy!

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Is that from the Ivanka Trump Collection?

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As a dad, her duet with her father - Ready, Set, Don't Go - still brings a tear to my eye.

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When she was born, did the attending physician put drops into her newborn eyes?

Government interference! They should have gotten her consent first!

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