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"We have no ideas. Now give us a solution we like."

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from the top of dead Breitbart's comment thread:

"Has anyone noticed that whenever you confront a Liberal about Obama's communist upbringing, they completely deny, or evade the question? Is this because they too, are communists? Or are they desperately trying to hide Obama's obvious agenda?"

Suddenly I feel very guilty for insulting monkeys by comparing them to these goobers. Even at their feces flingingiest worst (and yes, flingingiest is now a word), monkeys can't hold a candle to the craziness that oozes up from the fever swamp known as the tea party id

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or in a badly retouched fresco... <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/10/beast-je...">http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

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Numbers are the true job creators. I work for 69. [rimshot!]

Democratic Congressional candidates got more votes overall than Republicans, but "Americans voted for divided government". [rimshot! huh?]

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Well, he's got some keen kind of insight into the legislative process - that's for sure.

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i like to think that there's a teatard in that car.

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Ejaculate?

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<i>“The government has too much money.”</i>

That's a surplus. A deficit is the opposite thingy.

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"Rand Paul, John Fleming, Paul Broun and Louie Gohmert take turns saying idiot things..."

Amazing how the Wonkette got the four of them together to pose for that picture...

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the four horse's asses of the cliffpocalypse

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smell better, too also

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Wake me when the Hoverround and Rascal subsidies are on the table.

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Yeah, I thought that was quite amusing myself.

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<i> Louie Gohmert: “I don’t have a lot of rich friends.”</i>

Obviously even his fellow GO-Pee'ers in Congress don't like him.

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