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After this, I cannot wait to see the kill shot Mr. Edwards' crew post just before Election Day. Vitter will probably spontaneously self-combust.

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I'm not sure how other vets might feel, but I say let the kids play and the people cool their feet. Just don't try to drink the water.

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Well, Reagan did liberate a Nazi concentration camp. In his mind.

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And ketchup is a vegetable. Enjoy your lunch kids!

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All the while remaining charming and grandfatherly.

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Yes.

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Do you mean Nancy didn't have him stuffed and sitting in a rocking chair?

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They can have wine, but no caffeine?

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He may not be the one who impregnated her,

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And the Challenger disaster.

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I bought 10 copies of one of Sarah's books for 50cents a copy at an odd-lots store. I put them in the porta potty when I have parties for people to use as TP. I can't think of a better use.

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I happened to be in Arlington on V Day. Reagan is not listed as being buried there. I really had to pee.

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Good to know. Very good on Colbert with that actress whose name I can't remember.

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I saw that elsewhere- props to Edwards for lighting into diaper boy

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That is true. Wayne did not serve in the arm forces and Reagan was a part of the First Motion Picture Unit--known as the "Culver City Commandos". Of course neither ever had to put their life on the line--both were in pretend mode. But at least Reagan got to wear a real uniform.

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That's why they entoumbed him at the Museum of National Bankruptcy-they were afraid of grave desecrators. Or grave improvers for that matter.

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