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Tessie's avatar

If they're as smart as I think they are, they should be preparing for this by any means necessary.

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Psyker01's avatar

I once read a magazine article that talked about the Confederacy was plotting to seize Central America, the Caribbean, and parts of South America post civil war. I firmly believe the idea never went away and the neo-confederates around Trump are pushing him to turn the southern hemisphere into a America lake.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. The stupid, it burns.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Maybe they can take us over?

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Randy's avatar

Maybe God will appoint a crevasse to open in the ice and swallow the American delegation whole.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I think he truly believes that Canada and Greenland will fold like a NYC law firm or university. Just threatening will be enough to get them roll over for him like ABC News.

He’s playing with people’s lives and doesn’t understand that nations are jealous of their sovereignty. You can get corporations to back down if you threatened their bottom line. That ain’t going to work with countries.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

he has no respect for NATO so he thinks he can bull his way through this - he and Putin think playing chicken with NATO will show them to be big strong men, right up to the point where NATO swats them so hard their ancestors feel it. this will not end well

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Mexfiles's avatar

"Denmark, which controls Greenland, it’s not doing its job..." What exactly is Denmark's "job" in Greenland? Should Cuba or Mexico -- given the US, which controls Puerto Rico, is "not doing its job" -- demand control of the island?

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Elroy's avatar

Marcie is on fire today!

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Tango Charlie's avatar

The weather at Pituffik (the base formerly known as Thule) is just wonderful this time of year...

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

I'm pretty sure that JD "Give me whatever donuts normal people order" Vance is just sending his wife to Greenland to begin her exile while he procures a proper, European wife as ordered by Big Ballz or whoever is in charge of the government for Co-President Elon Zorg.

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Tessie's avatar

I figured they were scouting locations for a summer home, but yours is good, too.

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Dave Gesell's avatar

Q: Wow! That's a heck of an act. What do you call yourselves?

A: The Technocrats!

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nick kelly's avatar

Why let her in? Any American wanting in should be screened.

Ms. Vance?? No way. If it helps pretend you are the US and you said something about the US or its Pres. Like the comment of his Professor: 'the god damn dumbest student I ever had'

Not only would they not let you in, if you got in before they knew. they might send you to El Salvador.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

He wants it because he wants to grow up into a Real Boy, like Putin, his idol. And taking over sovereign territories is what Real Boys do.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

Do you know who was a big Technocrat supporter?

Grandpa Haldeman, Musk’s Regina whackadoo grampy!

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T L Mills's avatar

Why am I not surprised?

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Alternative Dog's avatar

I will never tire of the word mukluk.

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