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Down to fuck?

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I think he has imaginary "stock."

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A grand total of 11 comments, the first from Doc being 5 hours ago. Boy, Congress is going to be so impressed with this petition.

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He doesn't <i>look</i> like the guy who played Batman...

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Holy shit! There's Islam? In America? Does Marcus help her find them?

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The Black Knight?

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Curses.You beat me to it.

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But Christine O'Donnel does not float!

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Hey, Doktor, nice shout-out to <i>Pride and Prejudice</i> on its 200th birthday!

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Ah, but if she didn't "speak out", we'd never KNOW she was racist, ignorant and goofy, would we?

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Wonkette policy prevents me from stating what <i>I'd</i> call her.

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If he's holding a cross and an American flag, they'll be right behind him, cheering.

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You know how when you were a kid and you were reading a book, you skipped the really scary parts???? (well, you probably didn't but just go with me here).

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Victoria Jackson at all her auditions after SNL?

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Dubya Bush? (weeps for what President Gore could have done)

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Probably more importantly, what President Gore would <em>not</em> have done.

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