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TundraGrifter's avatar

I think he has imaginary "stock."

PsycWench's avatar

A grand total of 11 comments, the first from Doc being 5 hours ago. Boy, Congress is going to be so impressed with this petition.

PsycWench's avatar

He doesn't <i>look</i> like the guy who played Batman...

diogenez's avatar

Holy shit! There's Islam? In America? Does Marcus help her find them?

Vienna Woods's avatar

But Christine O'Donnel does not float!

Vienna Woods's avatar

Hey, Doktor, nice shout-out to <i>Pride and Prejudice</i> on its 200th birthday!

The Quirk's avatar

Ah, but if she didn't "speak out", we'd never KNOW she was racist, ignorant and goofy, would we?

The Quirk's avatar

Wonkette policy prevents me from stating what <i>I'd</i> call her.

The Quirk's avatar

If he's holding a cross and an American flag, they'll be right behind him, cheering.

PsycWench's avatar

You know how when you were a kid and you were reading a book, you skipped the really scary parts???? (well, you probably didn't but just go with me here).

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Victoria Jackson at all her auditions after SNL?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Dubya Bush? (weeps for what President Gore could have done)

SullivanSt's avatar

Probably more importantly, what President Gore would <em>not</em> have done.