Now here's a campaign that Yr Wonkette can absolutely get behind: Comedic Has-Been and Political Expert Victoria Jackson is giving some thought to running for office in whatever horribleFlorida Tennessee*wasteland she calls home: Should I run for "Alderman" in my town? I wanna make a difference. I want to help educate my fellow Americans on Common Core, Agenda 21, the Muslim Brotherhood, and the urgency of getting involved in the political process, putting integrity back into office and halting the encroaching communism. I just hate the campaigning part...the begging for money, the signs, the hand-shaking, etc. Got any thoughts?
Pssst: I was bullshitting about the prefix thingy. A parmin would be larger than a <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Parsec" target="_blank">parsec</a>.
There was absolutely no way she could handle the fundraising and glad-handing necessary to win such a prestigious seat in Marsha Blackburn&#039;s district. Still, a girl&#039;s gotta start somewhere.
I&#039;m not saying she&#039;s crazy, mind you. But these days she appears to be one step away from being tased to death by the Fullerton police
Florida, honey, rips the bones from your back It&#039;s a death trap, it&#039;s a suicide rap. Shoulda got out while you were young, But derps like you, baby you were born to run.
1 Parsec = 102 927 125 light seconds, therefore &quot;par&quot; is a scientific prefix, like &quot;kilo&quot;, that means 102,927,125 lights, rather than 1000.
&lt;pushes glasses back up the bridge of my nose&gt;
with my <i>par</i>amours.
She looks like the stylist in a dog-groomer&#039;s boutique, only dumber.
And Shirecago.
Victoria and Sarah Palin should go on the road with The Jim Rose Circus.
Pssst: I was bullshitting about the prefix thingy. A parmin would be larger than a <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Parsec" target="_blank">parsec</a>.
I&#039;ll sit in the corner.
When she or anyone else finds a job with absolutely no parts that one hates, please let me know.
There was absolutely no way she could handle the fundraising and glad-handing necessary to win such a prestigious seat in Marsha Blackburn&#039;s district. Still, a girl&#039;s gotta start somewhere.
At first I mistook her hair in that last photo for some sort of America-themed Blingee Explosion.
It&#039;s Florida. How much could she fuck it up?
I&#039;m not saying she&#039;s crazy, mind you. But these days she appears to be one step away from being tased to death by the Fullerton police
I really should not have upfisted this comment, but I couldn&#039;t help myself
Florida, honey, rips the bones from your back It&#039;s a death trap, it&#039;s a suicide rap. Shoulda got out while you were young, But derps like you, baby you were born to run.
True. And in &quot;Florida Years&quot; (measured similar to dog years, but inversely) she&#039;s still practically a teenager.
&quot;when will Steve Martin come out? &quot;
When he travels to Oklahomo
it&#039;s Florida- there&#039;s fierce competition
1 Parsec = 102 927 125 light seconds, therefore &quot;par&quot; is a scientific prefix, like &quot;kilo&quot;, that means 102,927,125 lights, rather than 1000.
&lt;pushes glasses back up the bridge of my nose&gt;