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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

with my <i>par</i>amours.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

She looks like the stylist in a dog-groomer's boutique, only dumber.

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bobbert's avatar

And Shirecago.

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diogenez's avatar

Victoria and Sarah Palin should go on the road with The Jim Rose Circus.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Pssst: I was bullshitting about the prefix thingy. A parmin would be larger than a <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Parsec" target="_blank">parsec</a>.

I'll sit in the corner.

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PsycWench's avatar

When she or anyone else finds a job with absolutely no parts that one hates, please let me know.

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Jared James's avatar

There was absolutely no way she could handle the fundraising and glad-handing necessary to win such a prestigious seat in Marsha Blackburn's district. Still, a girl's gotta start somewhere.

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

At first I mistook her hair in that last photo for some sort of America-themed Blingee Explosion.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

It's Florida. How much could she fuck it up?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm not saying she's crazy, mind you. But these days she appears to be one step away from being tased to death by the Fullerton police

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I really should not have upfisted this comment, but I couldn't help myself

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Florida, honey, rips the bones from your back It's a death trap, it's a suicide rap. Shoulda got out while you were young, But derps like you, baby you were born to run.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

True. And in "Florida Years" (measured similar to dog years, but inversely) she's still practically a teenager.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"when will Steve Martin come out? "

When he travels to Oklahomo

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's Florida- there's fierce competition

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

1 Parsec = 102 927 125 light seconds, therefore "par" is a scientific prefix, like "kilo", that means 102,927,125 lights, rather than 1000.

<pushes glasses back up the bridge of my nose>

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