Now here's a campaign that Yr Wonkette can absolutely get behind: Comedic Has-Been and Political Expert Victoria Jackson is giving some thought to running for office in whatever horribleFlorida Tennessee*wasteland she calls home:
Pssst: I was bullshitting about the prefix thingy. A parmin would be larger than a <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Parsec" target="_blank">parsec</a>.
There was absolutely no way she could handle the fundraising and glad-handing necessary to win such a prestigious seat in Marsha Blackburn&#039;s district. Still, a girl&#039;s gotta start somewhere.
I&#039;m not saying she&#039;s crazy, mind you. But these days she appears to be one step away from being tased to death by the Fullerton police
Florida, honey, rips the bones from your back It&#039;s a death trap, it&#039;s a suicide rap. Shoulda got out while you were young, But derps like you, baby you were born to run.
1 Parsec = 102 927 125 light seconds, therefore &quot;par&quot; is a scientific prefix, like &quot;kilo&quot;, that means 102,927,125 lights, rather than 1000.
&lt;pushes glasses back up the bridge of my nose&gt;
with my <i>par</i>amours.
She looks like the stylist in a dog-groomer&#039;s boutique, only dumber.
And Shirecago.
Victoria and Sarah Palin should go on the road with The Jim Rose Circus.
Pssst: I was bullshitting about the prefix thingy. A parmin would be larger than a <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Parsec" target="_blank">parsec</a>.
I&#039;ll sit in the corner.
When she or anyone else finds a job with absolutely no parts that one hates, please let me know.
There was absolutely no way she could handle the fundraising and glad-handing necessary to win such a prestigious seat in Marsha Blackburn&#039;s district. Still, a girl&#039;s gotta start somewhere.
At first I mistook her hair in that last photo for some sort of America-themed Blingee Explosion.
It&#039;s Florida. How much could she fuck it up?
I&#039;m not saying she&#039;s crazy, mind you. But these days she appears to be one step away from being tased to death by the Fullerton police
I really should not have upfisted this comment, but I couldn&#039;t help myself
Florida, honey, rips the bones from your back It&#039;s a death trap, it&#039;s a suicide rap. Shoulda got out while you were young, But derps like you, baby you were born to run.
True. And in &quot;Florida Years&quot; (measured similar to dog years, but inversely) she&#039;s still practically a teenager.
&quot;when will Steve Martin come out? &quot;
When he travels to Oklahomo
it&#039;s Florida- there&#039;s fierce competition
1 Parsec = 102 927 125 light seconds, therefore &quot;par&quot; is a scientific prefix, like &quot;kilo&quot;, that means 102,927,125 lights, rather than 1000.
&lt;pushes glasses back up the bridge of my nose&gt;