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She'd still be wrong- in 2013 there were terrorist incidents committed by the Communist Party of India, the New People's Army (another Maoist group) FARC, the ELN (both South American Marxist groups) and even a bit of homegrown terror in the form of an abortion clinic attack in Bloomington Indiana

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self-evaluation?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! that's like kryptonite to wingnuts

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If the climate in New York is closer to being a burning fiery furnace than that of Miami is, we have a serious global warming problem.

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Her hair's not big enough.

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If by "Pagans" you mean the motorcycle enthusiasts, I would be inviting them into her front yard.

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Bombing abortion clinics and mosques is not terriorism, it is Freedumbs.

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I guess she's contacted a tentmaker to construct her KKK robe.

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Congenital deficiencies? YOU DON'T SAY

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"Nashville has two of my favorite things: Jesus and show business."

So she's a televangelist?

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You got anything in a 48, Extra Crazy?

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How dare someone who is Muslim go to a school board meeting and say uncomfortable things about how their children may be educated? Only God-Fearing Christians have that power.

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Her "statistics" were for 2013 only. But if you add in drone strikes and deaths due to gun worship, the numbers don't look so good for her.

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Fundamentalism is fundamentalism.

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<i>People don’t know these things</i>

Say it out loud, use it as your Facebook status, get it screen printed onto a t-shirt: This phrase will never, ever stop being hilarious.

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you try hanging from a cross all winter and see how many pounds you put on

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<i>"...there was a Bible in my dentist office here, and people are so nice."</i>

She should ask her Muslim neighbor if people are nice.

Also, I do <i>not</i> want to feel the need to pray before seeing the dentist. I want to put my faith in his or her skill.

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