Victoria Jackson is ready to be elected as the next member of the County Commission of Williamson County, Tennessee, and she proves it in an interview with the Nashville Tennessean . She just wants to save America, or at least her corner of it, from everything that's going wrong, and like lots of wingnuts, she thinks that includes just about everything. Kudos to reporter Jamie Page for going to Thompson's Station, Tennessee, to meet Jackson for his profile of Wonkette's Favorite Frenemy; it's both critical and fair, which is a pretty tough balancing act to pull off. (Happily, we can be a little less journalistic here.)
She&#039;d still be wrong- in 2013 there were terrorist incidents committed by the Communist Party of India, the New People&#039;s Army (another Maoist group) FARC, the ELN (both South American Marxist groups) and even a bit of homegrown terror in the form of an abortion clinic attack in Bloomington Indiana
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! that&#039;s like kryptonite to wingnuts
If the climate in New York is closer to being a burning fiery furnace than that of Miami is, we have a serious global warming problem.
Her hair&#039;s not big enough.
If by &quot;Pagans&quot; you mean the motorcycle enthusiasts, I would be inviting them into her front yard.
Bombing abortion clinics and mosques is not terriorism, it is Freedumbs.
I guess she&#039;s contacted a tentmaker to construct her KKK robe.
Congenital deficiencies? YOU DON&#039;T SAY
&quot;Nashville has two of my favorite things: Jesus and show business.&quot;
So she&#039;s a televangelist?
You got anything in a 48, Extra Crazy?
How dare someone who is Muslim go to a school board meeting and say uncomfortable things about how their children may be educated? Only God-Fearing Christians have that power.
Her &quot;statistics&quot; were for 2013 only. But if you add in drone strikes and deaths due to gun worship, the numbers don&#039;t look so good for her.
Fundamentalism is fundamentalism.
<i>People don&rsquo;t know these things</i>
Say it out loud, use it as your Facebook status, get it screen printed onto a t-shirt: This phrase will never, ever stop being hilarious.
you try hanging from a cross all winter and see how many pounds you put on
<i>&quot;...there was a Bible in my dentist office here, and people are so nice.&quot;</i>
She should ask her Muslim neighbor if people are nice.
Also, I do <i>not</i> want to feel the need to pray before seeing the dentist. I want to put my faith in his or her skill.