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She does not understand that many wonderful things are best in moderation like wiener texting and shooting your TeeVee.

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It was a documentary, amirite?

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They did. They all came from the Talbotville plant outside St Thomas, Ontario. There are now a lot more people without jobs in this area since the plant closed down. And a lot more closed stores, etc. Apparently they made great cop cars.

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Cue the bucket of pig's blood...

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Do this in remembrance of me.

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The air valve, obvs.

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She has <i>kids</i>? That is very disturbing.

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You mean it's not Queen Andrew?

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<i>"no communist take over by force because of the Second Amendment"</i>

Boy did we waste money on the military during the Cold War!

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Are there enough lions to eat all these damned Christians?

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As my mom says "The stupid Is strong in that girl."

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I understand there were 3 daughters but she ate one of them.

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Cookie dough and Johnnie Walker are a bad combination Victoria. Get help.

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I am less worried about Communists taking over the government than I am about The Killer Bees.

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...so instead of being 112 different flavors of bat shit crazy, she is just 111!

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