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So's alcohol. Try that.

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So this is what happens when your 15 minutes have expired?

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Maybe she's standing on them, Palin-stylee

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If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound like "DAMMIT I COULD HAVE FALLEN ON VICTORIA JACKSON"?

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Conservative logic is more user-friendly than lamestream logic. Obama is bad. Therefore Obama embodies every bad quality.

A = bad thing; B = another bad thing; therefore A = B.

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News alert to VeeJay: there have been actual UNITARIANS in the White House. As president.

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Stasi?

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But now she sucks her thumb and wanders By the banks of her own lagoon.

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What in the holy fucking hell did I just watch.Can someone please ram an ice pick into my ears and eyes after burying it into the deepest part of my brain

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I thought it was against Wonkeratti rules to make fun of the mentally impaired.

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If she were smarter, I'd say that this is all a put on.

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I can't help you. I've already gouged out my eyes and ears from Sarah Palin videos

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Exceptions for Gohmert, Trump, Bachmann ... Oh hell, exceptions for all Republicans

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Put a good band behind her and she still would suck.

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Can it really be called "music" if there is only one tone?

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