Wonkette frenemy Victoria Jackson asked a very important question the other day: "Is Obama a Muslim or a Jihadist?" Turns out that it was a trick question, because there's no real difference!
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound like "DAMMIT I COULD HAVE FALLEN ON VICTORIA JACKSON"?
What in the holy fucking hell did I just watch.Can someone please ram an ice pick into my ears and eyes after burying it into the deepest part of my brain
So's alcohol. Try that.
So this is what happens when your 15 minutes have expired?
Maybe she's standing on them, Palin-stylee
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound like "DAMMIT I COULD HAVE FALLEN ON VICTORIA JACKSON"?
Conservative logic is more user-friendly than lamestream logic. Obama is bad. Therefore Obama embodies every bad quality.
A = bad thing; B = another bad thing; therefore A = B.
News alert to VeeJay: there have been actual UNITARIANS in the White House. As president.
Stasi?
But now she sucks her thumb and wanders By the banks of her own lagoon.
What in the holy fucking hell did I just watch.Can someone please ram an ice pick into my ears and eyes after burying it into the deepest part of my brain
Feminazi?
I thought it was against Wonkeratti rules to make fun of the mentally impaired.
If she were smarter, I'd say that this is all a put on.
I can't help you. I've already gouged out my eyes and ears from Sarah Palin videos
Exceptions for Gohmert, Trump, Bachmann ... Oh hell, exceptions for all Republicans
Put a good band behind her and she still would suck.
Can it really be called "music" if there is only one tone?