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Me want fucking cookie!

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Stupid goes on, stupid comes out. You can't explain it.

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And it does seem like we've always been at war with Eastasia.

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It's an aftereffect of the drugs.

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I thought she was trying to rehabilitate her image. This makes her look like she needs to go to rehab.

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Today boys and girls we are counting Republicans in Congress: One, one fuckstick, two, two fucksticks, three, three fucksticks, ah, ah, ah.....

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jesus christ dennis miller and victoria jackson in one place at one time.

thanks lorne.

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Victoria, honey, lose the ringlets.

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I'd be willing to bet, oh, $50 that she never actually read 1984.

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Would you prefer you were called a benign prick?

That's almost worse...

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Completely Off Topic: I have decided that one of the coolest things about being an adult is being able to use Sesame Street characters and swear words in the same sentence, and you don't get in any trouble.

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I hate her! She's like the anti-Edith Massey

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God, that belly laugh felt good. Thank you Lizzie.

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TwitPic or GTFO

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We would never kill Vicky J. Even communists need a court jester, an if you can find me a better live-action version of Ms. Piggy, I'd like to see it.

(I would not like to see it)

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She should worry more about Toonces' driving skills.

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