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If Don Sterling isn't bothered,....

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"Personal days"? Working at Wonkette has benefits?!?!?

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I love those pop-up books.

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I think Editrix is only complaining about keeping a dog and having to bark herself.

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It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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Tiny Cartoon Genitals - aren't they the opener for the Benghazi!!!1!!!1! hearings?

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Meanwhile in the real Dark Ages, most people being farmers were deeply familiar with animal husbandry, and therefore had a solid understanding of sex from quite an early age. Most of that "sex is bad; never do it until you're married" nonsense was recognized by everyone not speaking on behalf of the Holy and Infallible Mother Church as nonsense.

But you know, god and traditional families and stuff.

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His main complaint seems to be that evil book-loving abortionist leftist fascists don't give him enough things to complain about.

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Consult ye Calvin and Hobbes:

They came in a kit from Sears (some assembly required). Some (mostly wingnuts) were the Blue Light Special at K-Mart - "Almost as good, and a lot cheaper."

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Don't show this to Pastor Anderson - dude may have a coronary.

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I licked Satan bean one time!!! I wont do that again damn neared got my neck broken with a scissors lock and the gal would let go

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