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fuflans's avatar

Rhodes.

yet another teabagger out of central casting for "awkward best friend who gets drunk, crashes the father of the bride's car, sleeps with the maid of honor and throws up on the dog."

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Joel Osteen? (sorry, it's my first time playing this game)

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Normally I would go along with this hateful name calling, but you should have heard the way this chick used 'cunt' during sexytime recently. It was a thing of beauty!

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I was thinking more like 'that debt ceiling deal beats a kick in the cunt, doesn't it?" - in Gilbert Gottfried's voice. But you totally win

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Clearly, he is Not A Nail!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

All the citizens/unicellular microorganisms of Yeastonia would take issue with you.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I thought they had a porous paper outer layer.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Terrorists? I thought he called them "errorists", which is a pretty accurate description.

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fuflans's avatar

yeah what's up with that jaw??

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fuflans's avatar

i think she means the bare nekked PETA protests.

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fuflans's avatar

oh no. we're in enough trouble with the 't' word and you went and used the 'r' word.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

FIERY? I guess that's fiery... if your standards come from a teabaggist flyover state that dips chips not in salsa, but in <i>mayonnaise.</i>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Rather than the thicker skulls they do have.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Well, they've got the thicker heads, so there's that...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

From what I've seen, I sort of thought most of them already had an excess of skin.

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