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Wait. What if I'm from Mars and I DON'T have a pussy?

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Everybody doesn't like something 🎶But nobody doesn't like pinto beans 🎶

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I hear Wonkette is following Playboy into the boobless future due to too much boobery given away for free on Fox and CNN.

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My deah, you have no idea!

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Preach it!

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Eh, what? Speak up! And get off my lawn,

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I think these Wonkette youngsters are a sign that the rising generations have turned into fine citizens who will build a better world for our grandchildren. God bless them!

Where the hell are my other glasses? Goddamnit!

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I said we didn't know your daughter was in town. How about next Wednesday?

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Odd, I lean more toward Hillary, and I think Bernie has the better shirt.

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Bismillah!

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As was Navy.

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If only Trump haddaway...

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Best before 2016, I'd guess.

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And Butterstick

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