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Vecchiojohn's avatar

Wait. What if I'm from Mars and I DON'T have a pussy?

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Everybody doesn't like something 🎶But nobody doesn't like pinto beans 🎶

Vecchiojohn's avatar

I hear Wonkette is following Playboy into the boobless future due to too much boobery given away for free on Fox and CNN.

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My deah, you have no idea!

RevZafod's avatar

Eh, what? Speak up! And get off my lawn,

Vecchiojohn's avatar

I think these Wonkette youngsters are a sign that the rising generations have turned into fine citizens who will build a better world for our grandchildren. God bless them!

Where the hell are my other glasses? Goddamnit!

Vecchiojohn's avatar

I said we didn't know your daughter was in town. How about next Wednesday?

Left Coast Tom's avatar

Odd, I lean more toward Hillary, and I think Bernie has the better shirt.

ButchWagstaff's avatar

If only Trump haddaway...

ButchWagstaff's avatar

Best before 2016, I'd guess.