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fuflans's avatar

and the only ones who will comfort you when one of your brood comes out of the closet.

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fuflans's avatar

i wish tonight's 'presidential' debate only used questions based on internet rumors.

i would tots listen to that.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"BUT HE STILL LOVES HIS FETUS FRIENDS MORE"

yes, but what about gay fetuses?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Mr. and Mrs. Bisquick H. Gay, Esq. Big donors to Santorum's campaign.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

That's "Dick Santorum" to his gay friends.

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The Quirk's avatar

Love is . . . conjugal visits w/ your "friends" in jail.

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The Quirk's avatar

When you love things like women, you want to keep them penned up and controlled, so you can look at them whenever you like. That "set it free" stuff is just liberal santorum.

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The Quirk's avatar

Hey, Downfisty Mctroll FINALLY gets around to one of my posts! I've arrived!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

All of them, Katie.

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PsycWench's avatar

I wonder what Rick Santorum's definition of "friends" might be. If I talked about how awful Jews are around my Jewish acquaintances, I am not sure they would readily recognize me as a friend.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Everything you'll ever need to know about Rick Santorum: <a href="http:\/\/archives.citypaper.net\/articles\/2005-09-29\/cover.shtml" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://archives.citypaper.net/articles/2005-09-29...">http://archives.citypaper.n...

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The Quirk's avatar

Cannot upfist hard enough.

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The Quirk's avatar

And with the Ryan plan, he'll CUT those benefits!

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