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and the only ones who will comfort you when one of your brood comes out of the closet.

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i wish tonight's 'presidential' debate only used questions based on internet rumors.

i would tots listen to that.

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"BUT HE STILL LOVES HIS FETUS FRIENDS MORE"

yes, but what about gay fetuses?

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Mr. and Mrs. Bisquick H. Gay, Esq. Big donors to Santorum's campaign.

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That's "Dick Santorum" to his gay friends.

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Love is . . . conjugal visits w/ your "friends" in jail.

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When you love things like women, you want to keep them penned up and controlled, so you can look at them whenever you like. That "set it free" stuff is just liberal santorum.

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Hey, Downfisty Mctroll FINALLY gets around to one of my posts! I've arrived!

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All of them, Katie.

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I wonder what Rick Santorum's definition of "friends" might be. If I talked about how awful Jews are around my Jewish acquaintances, I am not sure they would readily recognize me as a friend.

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Everything you'll ever need to know about Rick Santorum: <a href="http:\/\/archives.citypaper.net\/articles\/2005-09-29\/cover.shtml" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://archives.citypaper.net/articles/2005-09-29...">http://archives.citypaper.n...

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Cannot upfist hard enough.

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And with the Ryan plan, he'll CUT those benefits!

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