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In this installment of The Weekend Stock Photo Report , Rand Paul and Chris Christie vacillate on vaccines, Aaron Schock gets some dandy new digs, and conservative Christians are mad at Barack Obama for saying true things about history.
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Viewing The Weekend Stock Photo Report Causes Autism, But It's Worth It
You didn&#039;t mention Friday&#039;s jobs news. For the 53rd month in a row, stock photo employment has increased. But over on Fox, this news was downplayed by emphasizing the number of stock photos have not yet been used by Republican job creators in their ads. Photos like <a href="http:\/\/cache2.asset-cache.net\/gc\/482136795-homosexual-couple-holding-baby-in-living-gettyimages.jpg\?v=1&amp\;c=IWSAsset&amp\;k=2&amp\;d=upCs%2bKgII%2b26mvLUD%2bcwLoR2uhfIt0giVUMNctMqkyBEbPsVTHihYRpRS5WPliRP6%2b8OUUdYi3ZZXmWSNUcRzQ%3d%3d" target="_blank">Gay Dads with Baby</a>, <a href="http:\/\/cache4.asset-cache.net\/gc\/158775802-women-holding-babys-hand-gettyimages.jpg\?v=1&amp\;c=IWSAsset&amp\;k=2&amp\;d=vWsN2GOJVs27jZwIu13mDVBeqO6ZXMj4uvNiqXBT8eVe5PidNDO2nhj%2fcPdSDCZx" target="_blank">Gay Moms with Baby&quot;</a> and <a href="http:\/\/cache3.asset-cache.net\/gc\/77739270-groom-figurines-on-wedding-cake-gettyimages.jpg\?v=1&amp\;c=IWSAsset&amp\;k=2&amp\;d=QZxGypNgM0xteRdWTCPl5IOlqXOQdTgtazA%2b35i3nKCLXsa29i5Fuzfku8D6uzDj" target="_blank">Gay Wedding Cake</a>.
Even better, the lesser-known nuclear tests at the <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=88QOmxSa-IE" target="_blank">No Bikini Atoll</a>