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I'd go to war for a good Reuben right now.

By which I mean, I'd shoot somebody for it.

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Ain't no meat in ice cream.

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Jesus married Mary?

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Personally, I think we should shove it up their asses.

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Hey dick heads If everyone did turn Gay it would serve you fuckers right...but...people don't just up and "turn gay" especially not by looking at a flag. Can you see yourself being that crazy? I doubt other straight people can either. Quit being so threatened, gay people have been in the world for a looooooooong time my friend....and we haven't even begun to be treated equal until now. Sit down ....have a Coke and a Smile, and shut the fuck up. :)

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Oh my lord really? The flag represents people not the other way around talk what you know. The flag didn't just pop into existence and influence people to be racist. Good grief you are ignorant. That's real talk. Come on over here to Myrtle Beach so we can discuss it.

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I'm pretty sure it says you don't NEED more than four colors.

"Thou Shalt Not Be Fabulous" comes later.

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Confederate flags offend me as an American patriot.

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Fair's fair. <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/446682\/liberals-eat-fancy-healthy-food-conservatives-eat-awful-garbage" target="_blank"> Fat, garbage-eating conservatives</a> offend me as a lean, sexy (arguably!) person, but you don't see me sending emails whining about it to Huckabee, Chrisite, or Ailes.

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OMFG. Now I know where fat old scooter-bound teatards come from: fat young scooter-bound teatards.

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Very clever strategy. I bet you could force that down their throats without hearing any complaints.

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Come down to the laaayub, and see what's on the slaaayub...

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apparently, virginia is only for some lovers.

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“For the past five or six years, the homosexual agenda has been pushed down our throats."

It all started with that g--damned Bush administration and their intrusive social engineering!

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Said another of the sailors on that doomed vessel, "This ship was neutral...can't they lettuce alone?"

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