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Crip Dyke's avatar

>> "You can’t be too careful about your poonanny." <<

True story: a toddler my BFF would take care of apparently had a conversation with her parents at some point that left her with the distinct and not wrong impression that she had a "hole" between her legs and that she was to keep it covered.

One entirely different day BFF was talking to her about the squirrels at the playground, who like to climb into holes and hide their nuts there. Toddler became very concerned and grabbed her crotch asking, "Can squirtles get in there?"

Naturally that line, including the poor child's earnest anxiety, has been slaying us for 2 decades now.

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DeVoid's avatar

I don't know about the rest of you fine folks, but I really needed these wins. My little liberal heart was getting heavy with relatively doomy and gloomy news as of late.

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