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bobbert's avatar

God help us if Peggy Noonan saw that sticker.

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bobbert's avatar

Best of luck to ya. Try not to laugh maniacally during your victory speech.

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bobbert's avatar

Ericmandering?

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Jared James's avatar

Henry Ford?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Cooch Disappoints Kochs

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I read "Shitwitted" up there as "Shitwetted," and found it still was pretty accurate.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Unskewed War Correspondent"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Who could have guessed the guy who says "sodomy should be illegal" turns out to be a complete butthole.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Is your Poll small? Then have we got the Cooch for you!"

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SullivanSt's avatar

This isn't news, thought - the GOP's primary tactic in every election is to do their damnedest to make sure the fewest number of people possible vote.

Hence, Voter ID laws Hence, restricting early voting Hence, restricting mail-in voting Hence, overwhelmingly negative campaigns Hence, massive armies of vote challengers Hence, registration purges Hence, law-breaking "registration" groups that shred forms for Democrats Hence, "Democrats vote on Wednesday" robocalls.

It's by far their most effective electoral strategy. They devote a lot of effort to it.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Phyllis Schlafly was in town?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Depends whether you <em>like</em> unprincipled triangulating hacks because "bipartisan" is <em>obviously</em> a complete synonym for "awesome", really, now, doesn't it?

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PsycWench's avatar

Interesting, because when voter turnout is low we hear that the it's the lazy butts without jobs that have time to vote.

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PsycWench's avatar

The Republican strategy for attracting voters is a lot like making rock candy: you start with a large quantity of raw material, end up with only a small quantity of product and the end result is pretty much impenetrable.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

FEVER SWAMP LIBUL!!1!

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Harry Byrd?

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