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Mildred Loving, the plaintiff in Virginia v. Loving, did not live to see Obama take the oath of office, nor to see this day. But her daughter, Peggy Fortune, still lives in Virginia, as does a son. There are also 8 grandchildren and 11 great-grandchildren, all of them a rebuke to Antonin Scalia.

And how nice that the Lovings, whose lawsuit is so beautifully named (Virginia is, apparently, for Loving), have a daughter with a fortunate name as well.

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I <i>love</i> that the federal benches which have gone out of their way to quote his <strike>hissy fit</strike> fiery dissent - Utah, Kentucky, Oklahoma, and Virginia - are none of them noted for their radical activist leftist judges.

His next <strike>hissy fit</strike> fiery dissent will be entitled "Sarcasm Fail," and will be coauthored with Grumpy Cat and published in the Liberty University Journal of Law and Ordnance.

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When we pull the tonsils from their cold, dead throats.

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God knows it's going to happen, so why not get ahead of the retribution schedule just a bit? That way He won't fall behind during the busy season.

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(For those of us old enough to remember Navigator, and the quaint concept that you could <i>sell</i> a browser. <i>For money!)</i>

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Hey - what did the hammers ever do to deserve <i>that?</i>

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He should be more concerned about his fiery descent.

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When will this throat-ramming of equality end?!!!1?!

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The Throat Tickler is even better...

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I don't <i>even</i> want to know what the woman-marrying-women are cramming down my throat.

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Sorry, the ghey buttsechs is doing nothing for the pain from my bad vertebra.

How 'bout cramming some Obamacare-paid-for ganja down my throat up here in the Frozen Northern humpback of the Empire State?

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Open-carrying bazillionaire? Alert the Artful Dodger!

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Divine retribution was overeager, and came a little too soon. It happens.

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Nah, he'd be too embarrassed to marry something smarter than him.

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It this is going to be one of those throat-cramming Valentine's Days, I'm a firm believer in giving everyone in the "class" their own Valentine.

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As a resident of southwestern Virginia: I think most of the residents would embrace gay marriage today if gay marriage promised to shovel their driveways.

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