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TundraGrifter's avatar

I'm surprised Ole Crazy Eyes didn't try to plug in that corn dog.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Hey, Rick Perry! Didn't Texas make sodomy illegal - but only between members of the same sex?

Could we keep the government out of our bedrooms?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

You beat me to "insert obligatory Rob Ford joke here"

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Doesn't anyone just nibble at those damn things?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

You might have better luck in Pennsylvania.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

As I recall it took about four hundred bucks.

I'm sure the original post is still here on Wonkette.

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chascates's avatar

Finally, something from Virginia that doesn't suck!

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schmannity's avatar

Welcome back to the Union Virginia.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Sometimes a corn dog is just a corn dog. This is not one of those times.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Cooch must be feeling a bit irritated. One might even say he's got some sand in there.

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schmannity's avatar

The side-by-side photos suggest that Rick has more practice at deep throating.

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schmannity's avatar

This is ironic news for the state named after the virgin Queen.

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