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TundraGrifter's avatar

I'm surprised Ole Crazy Eyes didn't try to plug in that corn dog.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Hey, Rick Perry! Didn't Texas make sodomy illegal - but only between members of the same sex?

Could we keep the government out of our bedrooms?

Vienna Woods's avatar

You beat me to "insert obligatory Rob Ford joke here"

Vienna Woods's avatar

Doesn't anyone just nibble at those damn things?

TundraGrifter's avatar

You might have better luck in Pennsylvania.

TundraGrifter's avatar

As I recall it took about four hundred bucks.

I'm sure the original post is still here on Wonkette.

chascates's avatar

Finally, something from Virginia that doesn't suck!

schmannity's avatar

Welcome back to the Union Virginia.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Sometimes a corn dog is just a corn dog. This is not one of those times.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Cooch must be feeling a bit irritated. One might even say he's got some sand in there.

schmannity's avatar

The side-by-side photos suggest that Rick has more practice at deep throating.

schmannity's avatar

This is ironic news for the state named after the virgin Queen.