Virginia is now really, truly for lovers. And not just the boring penis-in-vagina kind of lovers, but now you can put your naughty bits in whatever orifice you would like, even in the butt! Per WaPo: More than a decade after the Supreme Court declared such bans unconstitutional, Virginia lawmakers have taken a ban on oral and anal sex out of the state code.
I'm surprised Ole Crazy Eyes didn't try to plug in that corn dog.
Hey, Rick Perry! Didn't Texas make sodomy illegal - but only between members of the same sex?
Could we keep the government out of our bedrooms?
You beat me to "insert obligatory Rob Ford joke here"
Doesn't anyone just nibble at those damn things?
You might have better luck in Pennsylvania.
As I recall it took about four hundred bucks.
I'm sure the original post is still here on Wonkette.
Finally, something from Virginia that doesn't suck!
Welcome back to the Union Virginia.
Sometimes a corn dog is just a corn dog. This is not one of those times.
Cooch must be feeling a bit irritated. One might even say he's got some sand in there.
The side-by-side photos suggest that Rick has more practice at deep throating.
This is ironic news for the state named after the virgin Queen.