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No, he hadith right the first time.

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Yep, allah them guys.

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Sharia's a quadriplegic, right?

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But, but they'd have to get new office stationary and everything!

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I see.

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Plus the EBay/CL resale value of old 'Skins merch would go through the roof. You'd think at least some of the fans would consider that.

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I LIKE this. I will immediately start referring to the team as the Potatoes. Thank you.

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Jerrah's Skids.

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St Louis ended up doing pretty well with that trade.

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Potato. Potato. Potato.

I'm excited.

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Doesn't "Republican" work?

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How did he survive in the Republican party with a Moose-limb name?

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They will be people when they pay taxes the same way real people do.

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The (R-...) after his name makes it OK.

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Tennessee vs. Notre Dame?

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If Snyder holds out much longer, the name will become "The Washington Football Team" all by itself.

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