Despite his contention that no one should be allowed to quote stuff from his past, because Jesus + Constitution, E.W. Jackson, the Jesusman running for Leftenant Governor in Virginia, may very well be dogged by some stuff from, you know, the past. Specifically, the revelation that in 2006, a former roommate of his daughter
<blockquote>Politico has no idea what the third woman&rsquo;s role in the fracas was; we&rsquo;ve seen enough movies to know that she was probably the real source of the trouble, and to this day no one is the wiser. She was probably a spy, too.</blockquote> Plus she knows what they did last summer.
Henry Hyde advised Jackson to use the &quot;youthful indiscretion&quot; line Jackson argued that it only works when you&#039;re under the age of 50.
But he does, you know, <i>tolerate</i> those &quot;false&quot; religions. That shows he&#039;s got Real American&trade; values.
Why didn&#039;t I think of this? I am going to request restraining orders against, let&#039;s see, Mitch McConnell, Steve King, Joe Wilson, Rand Paul, Louis Gohmert, Stuart Stevens, Rush Limbaugh, Ted Cruz, Wayne La Pierre ... fuck it, can I do a group filing for the GOP House caucus? They are all putting me in grave and immediate personal peril.
<a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/vEKuGcmW70I" target="_blank">That&#039;s why he loves mankind.</a>
<blockquote>Politico has no idea what the third woman&rsquo;s role in the fracas was; we&rsquo;ve seen enough movies to know that she was probably the real source of the trouble, and to this day no one is the wiser. She was probably a spy, too.</blockquote> Plus she knows what they did last summer.
The bears living in the woods behind my house?
Yeah, but I bet things really got fun when they made up.
He called in his friend Bobby Jindal and had him perform an exorcism.
We do have a salaried position available...
Henry Hyde advised Jackson to use the &quot;youthful indiscretion&quot; line Jackson argued that it only works when you&#039;re under the age of 50.
But he does, you know, <i>tolerate</i> those &quot;false&quot; religions. That shows he&#039;s got Real American&trade; values.
But ... but .... I&#039;m pro-sin. Surely that counts for <i>something.</i>
Everyone&#039;s pro-sin. It&#039;s the wages that suck.
Nah ... he just has a wicked sense of humor.
Major Scheisskopf would never be caught dead falling off the nose of his airplane.
Why didn&#039;t I think of this? I am going to request restraining orders against, let&#039;s see, Mitch McConnell, Steve King, Joe Wilson, Rand Paul, Louis Gohmert, Stuart Stevens, Rush Limbaugh, Ted Cruz, Wayne La Pierre ... fuck it, can I do a group filing for the GOP House caucus? They are all putting me in grave and immediate personal peril.